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Post by Omegarex24 on Jun 6, 2014 19:09:13 GMT -5
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Jun 6, 2014 19:47:32 GMT -5
I shall ref.
Intros: post 'em.
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Post by Vatarian on Jun 6, 2014 20:00:39 GMT -5
The Nucleaphage appears in a blinding pillar of light, stiffening in surprise at its new surroundings. The change had been.... Sudden.
Aware that it was about to be entered into its first fight, the Nucleaphage nonetheless takes time to scan its suroundings and claw at the wasted earth below it, raking a great pile of dessicated earth before settling back on its tail to await the arrival of its opponent, glowing energy-stripes pulsing rhythmically.
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Post by Omegarex24 on Jun 8, 2014 11:32:23 GMT -5
A second beam of light pierced the heavens before fading to reveal the robotic kangaroo known as Big Jack. The mechanical hero faked a stretch, all the while scanning the Nucleophage.
"Struth, it's been too long since I got into a fight. I'mma lookin' forward to this!"
And with that, he assumed a combat stance, readying himself to bring his opponent low.
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Jun 8, 2014 14:47:36 GMT -5
"Monsters..." rumbled the Announcer. "FIGHT!"
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Post by Vatarian on Jun 8, 2014 15:01:42 GMT -5
The Nucleaphage straightens slightly at the voice, but is otherwise unresponsive.
"Shy, are yah? Let's shake hands then, break the ice!"
Big Jack bounds forward, cocks his jackhammer-arm back, and smashes it into the side of the Nucleaphage's head.
The larger monster straightens up to its full 127 meters and abruptly bulldozes into Big Jack, loosing no war cry, no growl, not even a hiss or snarl as it plows its opponent back, spiky armored chest riddling the robot's own body with small dents and deep scratches.
As the mech attempts to orient itself, the Nucleaphage bites down on its shoulder with a shower of sparks and lifts it clean off the ground with the assistance of its arms, massive clawed hands seizing it from either side and crimping trenches in the robot's armored body as it grips the robot.
As Jack struggles, the Nucleaphage slams him back down, arms, back, and jaws working in concert to provide enough force to literally knock the robotic kangaroo of its feet with the shear force of the impact.
As Jack begins to rise, ranged weapons arming, the Nucleaphage stomps on its opponents chest, leaving a foot-shaped imprint in the metal and forcing it back to the barren, parched earth.
The energy stripes on the kaiju's side begin to flash quickly and brighten.... Its mouth opens wide, red plasma crackling at the back of its throat.
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Post by Vatarian on Jun 12, 2014 21:20:21 GMT -5
(It's been four days...)
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Post by Omegarex24 on Jun 13, 2014 1:42:10 GMT -5
(It takes a while for me to get back to posting. Work eats up a lot of my free time.)
"Not to talkative, eh? How's about this for an icebreaker!" Jack shouted as he fired his rocket fist right into Nucleophage's jaw, knocking the titan back and causing his breath weapon to discharge harmlessly into the sky. The big lug didn't even growl, despite the beating his face was taking. At least, Jack thought it was his face. It was kind of hard to tell. Regardless, now that he had a little room to maneuver, he positioned his feet under the Nucleaphage and unleashed a mighty kick, square into the beast's gut. The force of the impact was enough to lift even this behemoth off the ground and catapult him some distance away, tearing a trench into the earth as he skidded to a halt. Jack took the opportunity to bounce back to his feet, the ground quaking beneath him as he did so.
"Still givin' me the silent treatment, eh? No worries. I can talk enough for both of us!"
As Jack bounded forward, ready to deliver yet more punishment, the Nucleophage intercepted the robotic beast with a mighty punch to the head, driving Jack back onto his tail. Unfortunately for his opponent, doing so had also brought Jack's massive feet to bear, as he lashed out once more with a powerful kick, catching his opponent square in the chest, crushing armor and pulping flesh alike as he drove his adversary back.
"Time to bring the Thunder!" Jack shouted as he leveled his shoulder cannons and prepared to fire twin railgun rounds at his oversized adversary.
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Post by Vatarian on Jun 13, 2014 12:10:52 GMT -5
The Nucleaphage tosses its head, then whirls. Big Jack tracks the monsterous kaiju as it turns, its massive body seeming to have no ending point.
"The hell....?"
Big jack prepares to pull the trigger just as the spiked, bladed end of the Nucleaphage's collosal tail slams into his chest, crumpling armor and tearing deep gouges in the mechanical muscles and internal systems beneath. Big Jack is sent flying by the blow, sparks and fluids of various color trailing from the wound in his chest. He slams into the parched earth of the wasteland some distance away, just in time to see the Nucleaphage's distant maw open and bright red.
"Ah, fuc-"
A lance of red plasma drills into Big Jack's left shoulder, liquifying armor and fusing the wires and cables beneath. The mechanical kangaroo drags itself upright, rubbing at his wounded shoulder, then focusing his attention on the Nucleaphage.
"Right. Nice effort to change the subject n'all that, but no cee-gah."
Big Jack sprints and bounds at the Nucleaphage, dodging another blast of plasma and leaping into the air, slammin hisleft and rightfists into the respective sides of the Nucleaphage's head, stunning the creature and leaving faint fist-shaped imprints in the sides of itshead.
"The subject at hand currently being the asswhooping I haven't even BEGUN to give you, of course."
As Big Jack whirls about to deliver another vicious kick, the Nucleaphage huffs and rears back, slamming forwards and driving the smaller Big Jack backwards and into the earth with its titanic body. As the kangaroo tries to slip free, the Nucleaphage bites down on his head, teeth and jaws puncturing metal and bending alloy.
A red glow appears at the back of the creature's throat....
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Post by Omegarex24 on Jun 18, 2014 13:23:20 GMT -5
"No head on the first date," Jack retorted by firing up the jackhammer and jamming it into the Nucleophage's neck, the heavy, blade-like head striking repeatedly as it cracked through heavy armor plating and into the vulnerable flesh beneath. The blow elicited something resembling a cry of pain from his adversary as the Nucleophage disengaged his jaws, only for the beam to discharge into Jack's chest. The searing heat was weakened somewhat by Jack's armor, but not completely negated. Still, it gave the Robo-roo some room to move, as he reared back on his tail and slammed both feet into the Nucleophage once more, throwing the other monster backwards, causing the nuclear menace to land in a heap a short distance away. The repeated blows were having a visible effect on the opposition, as Jack noticed blood (or something like it) oozing from the sites of various blows.
To slam the point home, Jack leaped into the air before slamming his entire bulk down on the Nucleophage, this time activating the shockwave generators in the process. The nuclear terror was hammered into the desert hardpan, crushed beneath the combined attack. Rather than let his foe get back up though, Jack jumped backwards and lowered the shoulder cannons once more, ready to fire another pair of projectiles while his foe was down...
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Post by Vatarian on Jun 18, 2014 17:07:53 GMT -5
.....And the Nucleaphage's massive tail arched up, clean over its, body, and grasped Big Jack by his throat, shearing through the outermost armor and cables on either side of his neck and squeezing the rest. It was damn near impossible to 'strangle' a robot, but the Nucleaphage was doing a damn good job.
"Grk- Aghk!"
The thing had him so tight Big Jack literally could not talk, vocal components cramped by the massive tail-blades. Instead, the massive kangaroo settled for awkwardly slammming both feet into the Nucleaphage's face, knocking it back a step and loosening its hold just enough for Big Jack to tear free, figuratively gasping with relief.
As Big Jack prepared a counter attack, the tail swung again, just in time for the mechanoid to grab it and wrangle it like a massive, spiky, armored python.
"Got you dead to rights, mate. Why don't you ju-"
The Nucleaphage jerked up, flinging Big Jack up, then jerked him back down, slamming him shoulder-first into the soil hard enough to leave a small crater and sever his hold on the Nucleaphage's tail.
"Shit, mate. You've got a tail on you. At the moment. Let's see if we can-"
A crimson beam of plasma drilled into Big Jack's chest yet again, blasting away bits of armor and laying the robot low some distance away, steam rising from his damaged chest as the Nucleaphage trundled inexorably towards him, sides pulsing for another blast...
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Post by Omegarex24 on Jun 23, 2014 18:08:14 GMT -5
(Sorry for the delay.)
The searing beam of nuclear plasma streaked through the air, ready to fry Jack. Fortunately, the mech had other plans, as he leaped into the air before crashing down right into the Nucleophage's head, bowling the nuclear menace over in the process. With his foe once more pounded into the dirt, Jack backed up a bit before squatting to the ground, as a hatch opened in his belly. Rather than a cute, baby kangaroo mech, several large spider drones emerged, each one carrying a bulging abdomen full of a highly corrosive liquid. The skittering machines scrabbled all over the slowly rising Nucleophage, who barely even deigned to notice them. That is, until they injected their payloads into his flesh. The liquid rapidly began corroding everything it touched, melting through armor plating, flesh and muscle alike with ease before finally evaporating. The Nucleophage grumbled, but otherwise seemed unphased, as if it didn't know how to react to being hurt.
"I always did like the smell of acid in the morning. It smells like...ERF!"
Jack's words were cut short as the Nucleophage lashed out once more with his tail, smashing it across the machine's chest and rocking Jack back onto his own tail. When the Robo-roo came back down, the very earth thundered beneath him as the air was torn asunder by the launch of two more railgun projectiles, each one striking home on the nuclear titan.
"See, ya done scratched the paint job. Now ya making me mad!"
And with that, Jack leveled the guns at the Nucleophage once more. This time, though, twin lasers sprang forth, generating a path of ionized air between him and the target. Now all they needed was a little spark, and this bad boy would taste the lightning...
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Post by Vatarian on Jun 23, 2014 18:25:16 GMT -5
The Nucleapahage huffed, shifting slightly on its massive feet and ruffling its torn armored hide. Those guns looked like trouble. It had been nice up until now. Really, it had. Fighting a robot and not using massive amounts of EMP? The definition of politice. But if it took much more damage, it would be in danger of actually having a chance of losing the fight. And the robot had used those nasty little acid-things, so the Nucleaphage was no longer feeling particularly nice.
The space in front of the Nucleaphage seemed to vibrate, and the air smelled of ozone and something else. Then Big Jack was shaking spastically and falling to his knees, vision swimming, weapons flickering and firing randomly as hatches across its body opened and closed.
Why was this happening? Big Jack was shielded! As the robo-roo struggled to find its feet, he became concious of something like a small planet baring down on the top of his head. It was the Nucleapahe's foot, bending the robot's spinal collumn in a way it was not meant to flex. Leaning forward with all 150,000 tons of its weight, the Nucleaphage smashes Big Jack head-first into the soil, warping both the Robot's cranium and abdominal-armor with the pressure of his foot.
"Think.... I'm that easy?"
Big Jack swings his jack-hammer arm up and into the Nucleaphage's inner thigh, landing a glancing blow just strong enough to open a long, shallow trench in the monster's armor, and, more importantly, just enough to knock it off balance.
Big Jack flings his opponent back with a burst of collosal strength and gets to his feet, shaking his frame and working his head back and forth with a pop.
"Crikey. Lay off the hotcakes, eh? I've met mountains with smaller waist-lines."
The mech cocks back one arm and sprints at the Nucleaphage, which is still catching its balance. His jack-hammer arm arcs forward, headed striaght for the beast's head.....
Only to be caught easily in one massive, clawed hand. The Nucleapahege twists the appendage painfully to one side, then swings Big Jack clean off the ground and tosses him to the dirt at his feet hard enough to dent armor and crack bedrock.
As Big Jack begins to recover, the Nucleaphage looses another blast of plasma.....
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Jun 23, 2014 18:50:55 GMT -5
The churning mass of plasma was snuffed out in the jaws of the nuclear menace as two sonic canons rose from the ground and caught it in their crossfire, trapping the armored brute in a scissor of pounding sound waves. Though the thing's black armor stayed intact under the revving sonic assault, its interior was shaken and gyrated violently, disrupting its biological functions briefly. Its breath weapon nullified and its inside howling a single, sharp note of pain, Nucleophage dropped to its knees for a moment...
"UNFAIR COMBAT TACTIC DETECTED BY COMBATANT: NUCLEOPHAGE! DO NOT DO IT AGAIN!"
(You can't acknowledge and then ignore an immunity like that, Cera. Nucleophage's bio says nothing about being to bypass EMP shielding.)
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Post by Omegarex24 on Jun 29, 2014 11:48:05 GMT -5
The sudden disruption caused by the Arena guardians had momentarily distracted Jack. However, it had done far worse to the Nucleophage, thus giving time for everyone's favorite robotic marsupial to stand up and deliver another rocket powered fist to the head of his adversary causing the nuclear horror to stagger backwards from the blow. It finally seemed as though the battle was taking its toll on the beast. Not that Jack was in any better condition himself. Still, he couldn't afford to waste time, as he bounded forward, the head of his jackhammer thumping in time with the beating of his non-existent heart. The Nucleophage grumbled loudly as the weapon penetrated the outer layers of his armor before cutting into the softer tissues beneath, each blow from the electric jackhammer like a blow from an angry kaiju-sized bear.
"It's too bad there aren't as many good jackhammer related puns. I guess I'll have to settle for..."
But Jack's words were once more cut off by the Nucleophage delivering another heavy blow to his midsection, causing the robotic-roo to rock backwards.
"Ya never learn, do ya?"
The recoil once more enabled Jack to bring his massive feet to bear as he lashed out at the Nucleophage, delivering a powerful piston-assited kick, this time with the added benefit of the Shockwave generators. The combined force of the blow sent the atomic menace flying backwards before he finally slammed into the ground, carving a rather impressive trench in his wake. Jack had lost track of how many impressive trenches his foe had carved into the ground. Besides, what the landscape really needed as more craters, as he leveled his shoulder cannons and prepared another railgun salvo...
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