Beelzebub vs Juggernaut

[Hyperlulz]

The axe smashed into Juggernauts helmet. Carving a dent into the metal. Juggernaut stood up. Oblivious to the damage. He grabbed the overexposed Beelzebub by the throat, and executed a massive chokeslam. Sending a cloud of dust flying up into the air from the dusty ground.

"If I still had nerve endings that would have caused pain."

Juggernaut strode to the recovering form and stood the demon up again. He held Beelzebub in an iron grip. Before the demon could react. Juggernaut fired a shell into a previous wound. Beelzebub was shot back, but held in place before he could fall. The demon was looking down and swearing profusely as a massive blood dripping hole in his chest. Juggernaut fired again in the same area. The mecha simultaneously let go of Beelzebub as he was sent spinning away. A blood spray spinning around as he fell once more.

"Are you capable of movement?"

Beelzebub responded by unfurling his wings and flying straight at Juggernaut. The mech raised his railgun and fired a hail of smaller rounds that peppered the infuriated demon with shrapnel. As the oncoming foe approached, Juggernaut prepared to deliver a massive uppercut...

[Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual]

Three more posts each.

[Vatarian]

....But the mech realizes his mistake only too late as Beelzebub's wings flap with a horrible finality.

WHOOOOOMM!!

Juggernaut is once again swept off his feet in a gargantuan explosion of heat and force, tumbling back and back and back as the blast-wave of burning, compressed air from Beelzebub's air-nova melts exposed circuitry and servos, and turns armor-red hot, then a scorched black with terrible heat.

After a horrible chain of moments, Juggernaut's smoldering body finally crashes into the ground like a meteor, digging up a trench in his wake.

The ground is flickering with heat, and the air wavers with it. The sky is now a terrible, hellish orange, and for a moment, Juggernaut's optical sensors can't pick up anything but endless hell on earth. Or, rather, hell on Ujax.

Then Beelzebub strides out of the ruination, holding a sword once more.

"It is bad comedy, that you or those who rule this place thought yourself a match for The Lord of All That Flies. Even with all of this place's rules, and my sorry state, you are not my match."

Beelzebub plants his sword in the scorched, dented armor of Juggernaut's abdomen as the mech begins to rse, then stabs downwards, sending up a shower of sparks and a rain of metal shards as he tears the weapon out again.

Juggernaut raises his cannon, and Beelzebub's wounded body jerks to the side in a frighteningly fast dodge even as the weapon's trigger clicks home. The round clips his side, but doesn't do serious damage.

Beelzebub grins, and moves up a few dozen meters, stabbing his sword into Juggernaut's chest, where he had already chopped into his internal components earlier.

Smoke and sparks, accompanied by arcs of electricty, billow out, as Beelzebub comes within a foot or two of crippling the mech, then remembers the UCA's rules and withdraws his sword before he can do any kind of dehibilitating damage.

"Surrender."

Beelzebub raises his sword above Juggernaut's head, battle temporarily instilling the demon with genuine arrogance....

[Hyperlulz]

Juggernaut threw himself to the side as the sword came down. Sparks erupting from his tortured frame. As the two opponents charged each other once more, Beelzebub materializing a mace along with his sword. Juggernaut extended his sword as well. They collided in a thunderous crash. Each locking their respective weapons. Though he put up a terrific display, Beelzebub was cowed by Juggernauts greater mass. The extended sword of the Mechanical Monolith turned the demons chest into something that resembled freshly cut meat.

"I do not have input on this place, and apparently I am more than your equal."

Beelzebub positively snarled. He fired a blast of hellfire. Striking Juggernaut in the upper torso. Softening the metal fusing components. The mech responded with a blast of electric beams across Beelzebubs face. The demon lord roared as his face blackened and burned. Almost matching his eyes in terms of color.

As Beelzebub pawed at his face. The mech walked forward. As he had so many times in the match. Puffs of dust flying from the impacts of his massive feet on the dry savanna. Without preamble or fanfare, he tore Beelzebub upright. Before the demon could react further than a surprised expression. He was winded by a straight armed punch to the chest. Causing the demon to sag to his knees. Juggernaut swung his railgun down. Preparing to bash Beelzebub to the ground...

[Vatarian]

((Really not sure you know what "masochist" means....))

Beelzebub bats the weapon aside with his mace, then whirls and slams it into Juggernaut's knees, crushing armor and causing the robot to crumple into a kneeling position.

Beelzebub's mace comes back around and smashes into Juggernaut's head, rending metal and twisting alloy in a geiser of sparks and shining metal shards as Juggernaut is throw sideways onto his stomach by the blow, the side of his head now deformed by the mace.

Beelzebub places one foot on Juggernaut's prone back, rolls him over, then slams a burst of compressed, superheated air into Juggernaut's prone form, sending bits of metal and globs of molten slag flying from Juggernaut's already ruined chest, exposing more of his inner components.

The robot pistons a fist into Beelzebub's ankle, knocking the demon almost off of his feet as Beelzebub opens his wings to balance.... Then blasts at Juggernaut's smoking, cratered chest with a bolt of hellfire....

[Hyperlulz]

Juggernaut stumbled back as the hellfire smashed into his chest. Superheating the vulnerable electronics exposed through gouges in the armor. Sparks fountaining out of the Mechanical Monoliths tortured frame. Juggernaut fell smoothly into a crouch nonetheless. He fired his damaging electric rays at Beelzebub, the demon responded with commendable swiftness. His wings circling around his body like a demonic cocoon. As the beams splashed harmlessly across the membranes, a torrent of railgun shells tore through the delicate organs with the ease of a heated blade through butter. Beelzebub hissed in enjoyment as his own blood splattered his ruined body.

As the demon lord unfurled his wings in a shower of scarlet droplets, he was railroaded by 150,000 tons of bright colored mecha. The tortured armor of the demon barely even tried to put up resistance against the crushing impact. The demon being borne to the ground in a massive bodyslam.

As both the demon and the mech rose haltingly. Blood and ruined components fell on the dusty ground in equal measure. It was a race between the two opponents to strike the next blow. Juggernaut beat Beelzebub to the punch. Litteraly. A hard metal sheathed right cross to the face hit Beelzebub like a freight train. Spinning the demon around like a freight train. In an attempt to capitalize the advantage. Juggernaut fired his electric beams once more. Attempting to maximize damage...

[Vatarian]

Beelzebub teleports.

Juggernaut does a double take. More trickery?

A blast of hellfire slams into Juggernaut's back, bathing him in violet flame and causing the armor to twist and boil beneath the onslaught of unholy, unnatural energy.

Before he can recover, Beelzebub lunges at him lightning-fast from behind and slices into the more heavily wounded of his two shoulders with his dark-energy sword, sending up a shower of sparks and casting bits of circuitry and mechanical muscle flying hither and yon.

As the fallen angel comes back around, Juggernaut sights him in his rail-guns... And misses, as Beelzebub swerves to the side and swoops past him, laughing.

Juggernaut turns, and tries to take another shot.

Yet again, Beelzebub evades it. The mech isn't precisely angry, but he is somewhat frustrated.

"You... Prolong the inevitable, demon. I will be the victor in this-"

Metal looses a tortured shriek of protest as Beelzebub peels away a massive chunk of armor and parts from Juggernaut's left flank with a wicked energy-hook.

Juggernaut falls to his knees, but manages to sweep the side of his railgun into Beelzebub's forearm as the demon mounts another attack, knocking the Lord of All That Flies sideways and almost into the dirt.

Beelzebub flaps away, circling high above the grievously damaged Juggernaut.

The mech hauls himself to his feet. Not a crippling injury. His exposed side now feels rather stiff, and founts of sparks drip from it periodically, but his limbs, spinal-strut, cranial unit, power-core.... All are more or less intact. But he is vulnerable; the armor is missing from his entire left-flank, and his chest is horribly damaged. In addition, numerous lesser injuries have mounted up. Juggernaut lowers his head like a bull. Irrelevant. He must win this fight.

Juggernaut once again drops into a surprisingly fluid crouch.

Nothing for what feels like an hour.

Then a bolt of dark-energy appears out of the sky, shrieking towards Juggernaut's back as the Demon Lord zooms towards his opponent once again...

[Hyperlulz]

The blast of hellfire splashed against Juggernauts failing shield. Said shield, could not prevent an armored demon crashing through it and into its shielder. The robot and the demon fell together in a jangle of armor. The demon in a frenzy ended up on top and began furiously summoning and slamming weapons into Juggernaut. As sparks flew from the mechanical form. Juggernaut rose up with a shout of annoyance, and threw the demon away from him. As the mechanical monolith rose, he fired a slug from his railgun. The explosive triggered early. sending a large amount of neo-tungsten flashing across the dusty plain, and into Beelzebub. sprays of blood fountaining everywhere.

As Juggernaut strode forward jerkily, he spoke.

"You have damaged me to no end. "Demon". For that I commend you. However, Our time is ending. Allow me to make the better combatant known."

The mechs movement halted. His battered and scared form crouched down in preparation for the beating he was about to unleash. Beelzebub rose up in anger as the words finished.

"Your condesending tone does you no good you waste of materi-"

Beelzebubs tirade was promptly cut short as a torrent of pain slammed into him.

Juggernaut had let loose. A storm of smalller shells flew into Beelzebub. More than had been shown before. As these were striking, Juggernauts backpack hummed, as once more his electric beams lanced out, striking at the same time as the railgun bullets. At this point, Beelzebubs screams were audible. Pistol cracks were heard as the ammo for the railgun was switched repeatedly. Larger shells were introduced into the mix. The attack seemed to go on forever, but was not long at all. As it ended, Smoke cleared and Beelzebub was revealed. He seemed almost unrecognizable. A smoking form greeted Juggernaut. His armor was almost nonexistent. gently spurting blood pulsed from the brutalized demon. small slivers of silvery metal shrapnel poked out in every place possible. Beelzebub was softly groaning on the ground. Little half words spilling out of his mouth.

Juggernaut stood slowly. His prodigious power core had been drained by the battle. He made no more moves, and awaited judgement...

[Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual]

"ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THE MATCH HAS BEEN DECIDED! THE WINNER IS... JUGGERNAUT! I REPEAT: JUGGERNAUT WINS! NOW RETURN TO YOUR QUARTERS IMMEDIATELY!"

(Both players put up a commendable effort, but Juggernaut's armor and heat resistance gave him a bit of leeway damage-wise at the beginning while Beelzebub's frequent use of hellfire and physical frailty put him at a disadvantage. But despite fighting an uphill battle, Beelzebub held him own throughout and made it very difficult to decide. In fact, I'd say that it was only Juggernaut's AOA that won him this match, edging him ahead at the last second.)