Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Mar 19, 2012 21:48:02 GMT -5
The leonine golem leapt with a deep roar, ruby body uncoiling like a spring. The crystal cat landed on Pouh-Wung claws first, surgical hooks sliding easily across leathery flesh. The pale hide, despite its tough, rubbery quality, was laid open like hot butter, blood pouring out like gravy for whatever lard-fest the butter was meant for. Screaming in complete rage as the fruity cat sliced him open, Pouh was seeing red. This... this fucking pansy-ass bitch though he could treat him like this? That he could harm the precious cargo without loosin' his?
Fucking wrong.
Pouh reared up and wrapped his arms and legs around Beryleon, tail snaking around the fire deity as well. Ignoring the pain as his underbelly was sliced n' diced by the ham's razor-edged form, and the frantic yelling about 'ruining his mane' from the cat, Pouh leaned his ugly mug back and inhaled deeply, yawning maw sucking up air greedily. As the black patch on the lung's throat expanded like a balloon, the air around the former-hero's maw thickened and crystallized, frost forming over his jagged fangs and knobby jaws. Then, throwing his head forward, the elongated beast let out a ROAR that blasted Beryleon with sub-zero mist. The arctic howl washed over the fiery lion like a wave. Although his quick dip in the lava had served Beryleon well in sealing many of the cracks that plagued his body, his heated crystal now worked against him. Going from a searing glow to a freezing chill in only a moment, the lion's body became fragile and brittle. The mist crept into the deepest of the fractures, the cracks that couldn't be sealed by the molten bath. Freezing and expanding in these deep gouges, the mist fragmented Beryleon, great shards and hunks of fire crystal falling away from the ruby golem with sharp cracks! and hollow pops! Feeling his prided form crumbling, the ham bellowed indignantly. Pouh smiled grimly at the rolling cry, dark eyes gleaming with something between laughter and a death threat. The worse was yet to come. Arms hugging around the flaming puss in a deadly hug, Pouh-Wung heaved himself- and his writhing victim- up, a low chuckle rumbling in his chest. Again, the cat's jagged body cut into him, but fuck that shit. That wasn't damage. Pouh lifted Beryleon completely over her head with a triumphant how. This was!
To a choppy roar of laughter, Beryleon was hammered down onto Pouh's outstretched knee!
The lion deity groaned angrily as deep fractures shot across his spine, his back splayed over Pouh's knee limply. Cackling like a mad beast, Pouh brought the crystalline cat up again, and then slammed him down again, the cracks splintering even deeper into the lion's body. One last time, the golem was brought up, but instead of being slammed, Beryleon was thrown down, Pouh's knee coming up like a piston to send the ham tumbling across the volcanic landscape. The ex-guardian's knee was shredded and bloodied, the long shards of gem jutting from the flesh there matching the gaping holes in Beryleon's back. Brutalized spine shedding glimmering crystal chips and diamond powder as he dragged himself up with a snarl, Beryleon lifted his blazing cyan eyes in search of his draconic foe. He was going to skin that damn dragon. Equally as ready to mutilate, Pouh beat his chest, lowered his great head, and charged. The fallen protector smashed into Beryleon, claws wrapping around the screaming golem's head. The lion thrashed and fought viciously, but the abandoned child of Earth got a good grip on one of his ears and...
Click!
The crystal body part was ripped clean off! Beryleon opened his fanged maw to scream, but he was silenced when Pouh rammed his hand down his gullet, shoving the ear down his throat with a hacking laugh. Withdrawing the steaming limb and laughing crazily, Pouh watched as Beryleon gagged and choked, not necessarily out of a need to breathe, but more in a desire to dislodge his own ear from his throat. Grinning nastily, Pouh-Wung hopped forward and swung a spiked foot up with a slavering snarl, the kick aimed for the ham's chin...
Fucking wrong.
Pouh reared up and wrapped his arms and legs around Beryleon, tail snaking around the fire deity as well. Ignoring the pain as his underbelly was sliced n' diced by the ham's razor-edged form, and the frantic yelling about 'ruining his mane' from the cat, Pouh leaned his ugly mug back and inhaled deeply, yawning maw sucking up air greedily. As the black patch on the lung's throat expanded like a balloon, the air around the former-hero's maw thickened and crystallized, frost forming over his jagged fangs and knobby jaws. Then, throwing his head forward, the elongated beast let out a ROAR that blasted Beryleon with sub-zero mist. The arctic howl washed over the fiery lion like a wave. Although his quick dip in the lava had served Beryleon well in sealing many of the cracks that plagued his body, his heated crystal now worked against him. Going from a searing glow to a freezing chill in only a moment, the lion's body became fragile and brittle. The mist crept into the deepest of the fractures, the cracks that couldn't be sealed by the molten bath. Freezing and expanding in these deep gouges, the mist fragmented Beryleon, great shards and hunks of fire crystal falling away from the ruby golem with sharp cracks! and hollow pops! Feeling his prided form crumbling, the ham bellowed indignantly. Pouh smiled grimly at the rolling cry, dark eyes gleaming with something between laughter and a death threat. The worse was yet to come. Arms hugging around the flaming puss in a deadly hug, Pouh-Wung heaved himself- and his writhing victim- up, a low chuckle rumbling in his chest. Again, the cat's jagged body cut into him, but fuck that shit. That wasn't damage. Pouh lifted Beryleon completely over her head with a triumphant how. This was!
To a choppy roar of laughter, Beryleon was hammered down onto Pouh's outstretched knee!
The lion deity groaned angrily as deep fractures shot across his spine, his back splayed over Pouh's knee limply. Cackling like a mad beast, Pouh brought the crystalline cat up again, and then slammed him down again, the cracks splintering even deeper into the lion's body. One last time, the golem was brought up, but instead of being slammed, Beryleon was thrown down, Pouh's knee coming up like a piston to send the ham tumbling across the volcanic landscape. The ex-guardian's knee was shredded and bloodied, the long shards of gem jutting from the flesh there matching the gaping holes in Beryleon's back. Brutalized spine shedding glimmering crystal chips and diamond powder as he dragged himself up with a snarl, Beryleon lifted his blazing cyan eyes in search of his draconic foe. He was going to skin that damn dragon. Equally as ready to mutilate, Pouh beat his chest, lowered his great head, and charged. The fallen protector smashed into Beryleon, claws wrapping around the screaming golem's head. The lion thrashed and fought viciously, but the abandoned child of Earth got a good grip on one of his ears and...
Click!
The crystal body part was ripped clean off! Beryleon opened his fanged maw to scream, but he was silenced when Pouh rammed his hand down his gullet, shoving the ear down his throat with a hacking laugh. Withdrawing the steaming limb and laughing crazily, Pouh watched as Beryleon gagged and choked, not necessarily out of a need to breathe, but more in a desire to dislodge his own ear from his throat. Grinning nastily, Pouh-Wung hopped forward and swung a spiked foot up with a slavering snarl, the kick aimed for the ham's chin...