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Post by The Great MM on Oct 24, 2012 19:55:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2012 20:13:05 GMT -5
ooc: In the name of Will Smith; LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
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The cold, desolate arctic plains of the UCA... Ah yes, a place that held no life in any form. Nothing but miles of cold, barren ice and snow as far as the eye could see. Rocks too, but rare.
It was here the earth would shake and the sky split.
A crack of lightning and the world changed. Slamming down upon one knee, Thor entered the fray. Slowly he stood looking up in eager anticipation for the mighty battle to come.
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Post by The Great MM on Oct 24, 2012 20:51:44 GMT -5
As Thor stood within the frozen wasteland, the dark skies flashed with holy light. Golden beams of energy speared into the ice as wind parted the sheets of snow like the Red Sea. Then the theme started... Through a curtain of golden brilliance, Rosie walked through the teleporting light. The bipedal, hulking walrus glared at his latest opponent. The God of Thunder looked even smaller when surrounded by the mountains of snow and ice of this arena...
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Oct 24, 2012 21:12:54 GMT -5
"LET THE BATTLE-" thundered the Announcer. "-COMMENCE!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2012 21:34:51 GMT -5
"Beast of the cold waters of the north... Have at thee! Thor announced as he ran forward at a surprisingly great speed despite wielding a hammer bigger then his own head.
Rosie, being confident as all hell normally, was damn sure this would be nothing more then another fun ass beating he could dish out. He waited till the golden humanoid got close and attempted to reach out and grasp him. But surprise! Thor was smaller, but quicker! He ducked beneath the grasping claw with scary speed while at the same time rounding around the mighty Mjolnir. The weapon, still respectively heavy and as dense as ever, collided hard with Rosie's lower leg with a massive thud! Rosie buckled and expressed odd surprise at the force that just hit him. It was enough to make his leg buckle forward and land on his knee. A bruise welled under the snow white fur from the hammers strike.
Now Thor, being a seasoned warrior of his own, was quick to follow up. The other end of the hammer was like a ball-pin hammer. Thor threw himself from the ground and up in the air, bringing the other end hard down on the walrus's back. Rosie grunted from the blow, but he did not falter.
Instead, he reached back and grasped the hammer in his claw. Since the weapon was still in Thor's hand, it was not a big deal to bring Thor back around and slam him hard against the ground. Still holding the weapon, Rosie attempted to fling Thor again but Thor himself was a strong beast in his own right. Thor braced against the ground and pulled hard, but leave it to Rosie to keep on pulling. Getting a wise-ass idea, Thor kicked free and let the brute pull him up. When he did, he introduced Rosie's tusked mug to the bottom of his animal skin boot, causing Rosie to flinch at the surprising strength and let go.
Thor kicked back, putting distance between them. "Time to test your strength, beast! Reeling back, Thor threw the hammer forward and at Rosie. Now the hammer left Thor's grip... its true, nearly immeasurable weight returned with full speed, heading straight at Rosie...
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Post by The Great MM on Oct 25, 2012 20:20:25 GMT -5
Rosie’s eyes opened wide. His colossal body ducked down just in time. The heavy hammer flew harmlessly overhead. Thor grunted as his other hand lifted up. In mid-air, Mjolnir changed directions. It magically began to return back to its master. Keeping himself down, Rosie’s hand lifted up. He caught the handle just in time. He was no moron, he didn’t try to hold the weapon. He merely allowed it to rocket it him toward Thor! The God of Thunder’s eyes opened as wide as they possibly could as his own weapon brought the most deadly of cargo with it! Like a freight train, Rosie used the speed of Mjolnir to enhance a clothesline! His right arm smashed into the God’s face, breaking it in a crushing blow. The guardian’s body flipped over Rosie’s arm and landed with a smash. Even the God of Thunder, Wisdom… and Oak Trees… was taken by surprise of the blow as blood started trickling down from his nose, jaws, and a gash between his eyes. On his stomach, the hero groaned as he felt the walrus’ stone cold grip on the back of his neck. The Klenthurian gladiator effortlessly pulled the champion of the world to his feet, turning him around in the process. The juggernaut was about to show the God why he had no need for special powers or magical weapons… One punch… Then another… And another… Each punch echoed like the loudest thunder as Thor stumbled back and Rosie stepped forward. Each impact ruined the God’s chiseled face, making eyes swell and flesh break. His jaw line, his forehead, his nose… everything was impacted. On the fourth strike, the hero returned fire and lashed out with his majestic hammer! Like a war drum, it pounded across Rosie’s chest. The beast groaned as the air was forced from his lungs, but he trucked on with a final, fifth blow… A blow from the left fist to the right temple! Thor was launched from his feet and sent crashing again, his face looking as if it went more than a few rounds with Mike Tyson. Taking a moment, Rosie grabbed his chest as he breathed deeply. Never before had such one simple strike force the air from his body all at once. Grumbling and re-focusing on his opponent, Rosie used his right foot to roll Thor onto his stomach. He leaned down, grabbing his victim’s ankle… Pulling it up, he began to twist with all his strength… The hammer was released from Thor’s grip as he screamed in agony. An ankle lock! Rosie’s head thrashed from side to side as he twisted and turned the foot of his opponent with unbearable tenacity, determined to shatter the ankle and cripple the God of Thunder! Thor cried out, slapping the ice with his hands, a shame this wasn’t a real wrestling event otherwise he’d have just tapped out! Then, after nearly a torturous minute, Rosie released the throbbing foot! Thor rolled onto his back, grabbing his wounded ankle with both hands. The hero continued to whine as Rosie slowly circled, rolling his shoulders and snarling… Daring his victim to make a stand.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2012 21:25:33 GMT -5
He did more then dare... Thor, after a moment of groaning in pain... stood up. Not just stood up. He slammed his hurting foot down hard, making the ground crack to show that this beast he faced was not going to make him say uncle. Thor stood tall as ever as he picked up his hammer... and he was grinning. Not in sadistic glee, nor cocky revenge; this was a smile of pride and valor! "Mighty Beast of White Fur, you are worthy of my strength! He pointed his hammer. "Now may our full potential come forth!
Rosie, not sure to be pissed or... prideful for the praise he just got?; watched as the hammer was raised high above... Slowly the clouds in the sky swirled and lightning thundered across the grey heavens above. One bolt came down and struck the hammer. Like a conduit, the lightning continued, channeled through out Thor's body as if made of a thousand batteries. His whole body surged with great power... Thor was now officially in his A-Game.
Rosie snorted, popping his shoulders and neck. Message clear: BRING. IT. ON.
And so Thor did! Rosie was not the only one able to use the hammer to pull his weight around. Thor threw the hammer forward and it carried the golden ape with it! It was fast, and Rosie was quick to bring down both might hands in a double-hammer fist like move. But as they came down, Thor threw his hammer up. Rosie's fists crashed against the weapon with enough force to make the ice under them both crack and crater, but none the less, Thor's amazing strength held up at what seemed to be an even match of muscle power.
Being bigger, Rosie raised his foot and kicked out, striking Thor hard in the gut and sending Thor stumbling backward. Rosie continued on grasp the Asgardian's arm, the one which held the hammer and yanked the titan off his feet. Not waiting a second, Rosie threw his head forward, successfully slamming foreheads with a loud crack.
This did not stop Thor, however. Tossing his hammer into the other hand, he brought the weapon up and brought that flat end hard into Rosie's fist. Rosie's body screamed "THAT FUCKING HURT!" but Rosie, being pain ignorant as ever, basically told his body to "SHUT THE FUCK UP PANSY" before Thor face down again into the ice.
Rosie did not wait. Backing up, he threw himself forward and flat out body slammed Thor with all of his might! The result was Thor being seemingly crushed deep into the ice under all of Rosie's weight, but before Rosie could grin in satisfaction, he felt his body slowly being lifted. Despite that beating, Thor raged on ever still. Hammer on the ground, he used both hands to lift Rosie straight off the ground entirely! He flipped the white giant over and jumped after him. Turns out Thor knew some moves too. Thor wound his arm up in style and brought his fist square into Rosie's face just as he got up. Surprisingly it made Rosie flop over once.
By the time he got up, Thor grasped his hammer again and lunged, bringing the great weapon back to strike his opponent across the face.
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Post by The Great MM on Oct 25, 2012 22:20:07 GMT -5
The hammer bitch slap struck Rosie’s skull with a resounding thud! The great white stumbled to the side, a nasty wound buried deep into his fur and flesh. No second later, a gush of crimson washed down the right side of his face. However, the gladiator refused to fall to the side. Thor stepped forward, “You are mighty, but not as mighty as Thor!” He lifted the hammer again, ready to strike Rosie’s skull a second time…
It didn’t come.
Before the hammer could connect, Rosie’s superior reach caught the forearm, his hand squeezing tight. His swing was stopped dead in its track and fingers nearly released the grip on the handle of the mystical hammer. With a tug, Rosie pulled his opponent in close with a mighty roar. Thor’s upper body slumped forward as Rosie’s colossal right knee came up…
Into his throat!
Thor’s neck bounced off of Rosie’s knee as he released the arm pull. The impact made the giant flop onto his back, hand dropping Mjolnir and gripping his throbbing, now highly bruised and nearly crushed throat. Every breath was now a challenge, each breath making a shooting pain race from his throat and into his chest and head. The Klenthurian God of War bellowed in fury as he reached down, grabbing the shoulders of Thor. With one movement, he pulled the hero to his feet again…
And lashed downward with his titanic tusks!
The tips stabbed into the upper reaches of Thor’s chest! The guardian screamed in absolute terror as the feeling of two steak knives radiated throughout his chest. Gushes of blood quickly fell, staining both of their bodies as Rosie’s tusks tore out. The wounds sprayed a geyser of crimson gore upon the Klenthurian-made dreadnaught. Before the giant could fall back, Rosie kept a grip on his shoulders and began to force him down…
Thor offered little resistance as he collapsed to a slump on his knees.
The walrus looked into the dark skies and again challenged the forces that be. He stepped back, his head then lowering to view the pain filled eyes of his opponent. He then took a quick gallop forward and lifted his right foot, bringing the heel into the face of the kneeling Thor! The God of Thunder fell back awkwardly, his head crushed between the snow and Rosie’s foot! The ice splintered from the impact as crimson rivers stretched out like hellish spider webs! Keeping his foot planted on Thor’s face, Rosie spat a wad of saliva to the side and rolled his shoulders.
This was it? All the famed God could muster?
The walrus stepped off his head and snorted in disgust. This was starting to get boring already.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2012 23:38:42 GMT -5
Never let your guard down, ever. You think Rosie, being the veteran fighter he was, would know better. During his moment of disappointing thoughts, Thor reached out and grasped Rosie's ankle. This snapped Rosie back to the fight, but not before he began to feel the outrageous amount of electrical current streaming through his body. Every nerve in Rosie's body, from his toes to his brain felt the gigawatts of electricity coursing through. Nerves flickered on, off, and some simply died... not that he needed that. But with this chaotic influx of nerves being stimulated, Rosie's body became confused and stunned.
After several long seconds, Thor released Rosie and slowly got up. Rosie himself fell to his knees. Oh how he smelled so crispy. Truthful, Rosie was not burned that badly. His body was just somewhat paralyzed.
And Thor knew it. With a howl of valor, he jumped up and grappled Rosie by the head and managed to not only pull Rosie over, but completely flipped the abominable white walrus complete over and slammed him into the ice. With his nerves recovering already, Rosie was getting to his feet now. However he was about to find that things were about to get THAT much harder. Thor brought a slug to the face, making Rosie flinch back, but it was followed by another, and another.
When the next one came, Rosie dodged to the side and grasped Thor's arm. He didn't want to give Thor the chance to shock him again, so he pulled the golden apeman back in a complete roundhouse, face first into the icy tundra. But Thor was not one to just up and stay down. He was already getting up. Rosie had other plans, though. He brought his foot down again, but this time Thor had caught the foot before it could crush him again. His already beaten face told him he didn't need another one of those. Still, Rosie gave no quarter. He continued to press down with all his might. This time, he was not going to stop until he crushed this warriors ribcage!
For a moment they were at a stalemate. Thor could not focus his electrical power with all his mind going into holding off the White Titan towering over him. This wasn't the first time he was being crushed under a monsters foot, though. He decided to use enemies strength against him. Slowly Thor began to push against Rosie's foot at an odd angle. It took a lot of strength but he managed to do it; he bent the ankle joint in Rosie's foot, sending him toppling sideways. This also sprained the joint in the Walrus's foot, but he would ignore that.
Thor kicked up and off when the weight fell off to the side. Now Thor called his hammer; it obeyed and was in his grasp. He was quick to leap up, Mjolnir held high over his head to bring it down on Rosie's skull while the monster was so low to the ground...
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Post by The Great MM on Oct 29, 2012 20:25:18 GMT -5
Rosie quickly reacted, lifting his right hand and catching Thor’s forearm! The God of Thunder shuddered in surprise as Rosie lifted his head to look at the deity in the eyes. Holding Thor’s hand high, the walrus began to bash his skull into that of his opponent! The skulls rang like bells, each blow sending a wave of pain surging through Thor’s head and spine. The God brought his free hand up, punching at the burly kaiju’s chest with thunderous fists! After a fourth headbutt, Rosie released the arm and stumbled back, snarling in absolute hatred. Thor swung his hammer again, but Rosie ducked to the side as the God moved past him. When he spun on his heel, Rosie was prepared. Both hands clenched the throat of Thor, squeezing as tight as they could! The jaws of the warlord spat saliva and attempted to cough before, in a show of pure strength, Rosie lifted him up! Thor’s legs spread to the side, pressing Rosie’s chest into his groin before the behemoth crashed down, spreading his own legs as he impacted the ground with Thor! Rolling his shoulders and cracking his neck, Rosie reached down. He grabbed Thor by face and quickly pulled him to his wobbly feet. The God of Thunder waved like a leaning tower as Rosie stared into his eyes for all but a second. He then lashed out, grabbing the sides of his opponent and throwing him upward. Thor’s limbs flapped like wings as he came down… And Rosie, in all his weight, jumped up! An upper cutting fist collided with the falling Thor’s face with a sickening crack as hand met bone! Teeth and blood splattered in every direction as Thor bounced off the ice, groaning in pain…
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2012 22:21:32 GMT -5
Was this the end for Thor? Was this the call? ... No. Never.
One arm pushing him up, Thor began pulled himself up to his feet. Seeing this, Rosie came down again, slamming the fighter back down. But Thor was trying to get up again... When Rosie came down claws out to gore and spear, Thor grasped the hand in his arm and with all his might, swung the brute around and tossed him like a wrestler in a ring. He was beaten, battered and bruised... But this was a warrior who faced who fought thousands of battles, many against foes larger then he himself. This was not different.
As they both stood, he stared into Rosie's eyes, defying the white behemoths will to put him down. "I will not back down... I will not give in. I will not bow... I WILL NOT BREAK! I AM THOR! he cried as he grasped his hammer with both hands for the first time in his battle and lightning crackled and sparked from his fur... Now you will feel my Mjolnir. Shit... was about to go down.
Rosie glared through his ice-blue eyes in anger. No matter what he did, Thor just kept getting back up. And this angered him greatly as it was insult to his own might. With a angry bellow, Rosie charged forward to continue beating this ape senseless like he did with that volcanic Sasquatch.
However, Thor raised his hammer high and brought it down hard into the ice. The force sent cracks through the ice and split a chasm forward and out, which Rosie stepped into with one foot as he was running forward, stopping him immediately in his tracks.
Virtually tripping down, Rosie was caught off guard. In this moment, Thor had rushed forward, bringing the hammer upward with both hands, smashing Rosie so hard in his stomach that it made his stomach convulse, forcing him to vomit out onto the ice while it sent him flying up into the air.
Thor was far from done. Swinging the hammer around, he threw it, holding onto the handle, bringing him up into the sky just above Rosie. Both fell, but Thor fell like a meteor with the hammer still in both hands. As they landed, he brought the weapon hard down into Rosie's chest so hard that Rosie, for the second time, literally had the breath knocked out of him. Around them, the ice had cratered in from Rosie being struck. A massive bloody bruise now sat on Rosie's chest like a giant red target.
Hoping off, Thor dropped his hammer grasped hold off Rosie's leg. Again with all of his strength, he pulled the giant around... and around, and around, until he was swinging the Klenthurian beast like in the Olympic hammer throw! Given Thor owned a hammer, this was well practiced. When he let go, Rosie was sent flying like a home run ball, flying across the scene, off the ground, and flying far into a mountain that was just a short run off.
...Which Thor realized he was gonna have to chase his opponent down. With a huff, he grabbed his hammer and began running after Rosie, intending to continue this fight.
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Post by The Great MM on Oct 30, 2012 12:18:55 GMT -5
Thor collided with Rosie as if a personified hurricane! The great white walrus stumbled back as the hammer crashed down on his shoulder with an echoing thud. The Klenthurian God of War bellowed in rage, gripping the forearm of his opponent before he could pull the hammer back. With a rapid whip of his arm, Rosie sent Thor to his knees, twisting and pulling the arm to the point he dropped the hammer. Thor snarled, striking at Rosie’s arm with his free one, but the walrus refused to release. He brought up his right leg, kicking the inner elbow and making the guardian scream in agony! He released the bruised appendage, but didn’t relent his brutish assault. As Thor kneeled before him, Rosie’s other hand lashed out, grabbing his throat once more, this time by just one hand! Thor’s arms, one much weaker than the other now, came up to try and pry his muscular fingers off, but it was to no avail. In no time, Rosie hoisted Thor into the air and spun around, slamming him back first into the cold ice with a colossal choke slam! Thor groaned, eyes rolling and limbs and body screaming in pain. The walrus rolled his shoulders. No matter what this titan threw at him, he’d never stop. He’d never feel pain. Walking to the side, he gripped the same damaged arm by the wrist and pulled it up while wrapping both legs around it. Rosie then fell back, popping the limb and placing it in a cross arm breaker! Thor screamed in agony, body bucking as the bones and muscle of his arm were put to the absolute test. Rosie snarled, his head pounding the snow-covered landscape as he continued to pull the arm at an awkward angle against his body. In his struggle, Thor managed to grip his fabled weapon in the chaos and, in a desperate attempt to escape the torture, swung it into the shin of Rosie! The walrus snarled in rage, but didn’t stop until another blow cracked the leg! His hands released the arm and body rolled away. The walrus remained on all fours, shaking his head before climbing to his feet and narrow eyes absorbing the moaning form of Thor.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2012 23:10:39 GMT -5
After a brief breath, Thor rolled over and used Mjolnir like a crutch to get himself up. He roared to empower himself and charged at Rosie, who just got to his feet. Thor did something unusual though... He threw his arm to the side and jumped, busting the walrus across the face with a Flying Clothesline maneuver and sending beast toppling onto his back!
Thor landed flat on his back, but already was pushing up as was Rosmarus was. Thor was the first to attack, bringing his hammer up and swinging it... but Rosie ducked and brought up his elbow and Thor landed stomach first into it. He gagged and was knocked back into the snow.
Rosie was atop him immediately, grasping the gold warrior by his hair and lifted him high. Swinging the body under his arm, Thor found himself head-locked in a muscular arm and being choked with serious muscle power. He gagged and struggled, but Rosie was not gonna let go.
In a last ditch effort, Thor took his hammer and threw it up at Rosie's face. Naturally, he moved his head to avoid it and grinned smug... but what goes up, must come down. With Thor not holding it, the full weight of Mjolnir came crashing down on Rosie's head so hard that his brain was rattled and he let go of Thor. Oh how Rosie's head rang like the bells of Notre Dame. His vision blurred and faded in and out. That... was one hell of a hammer.
Free from his hold, Thor stomped up to Rosie and jumped up, slamming both feet down against Rosie's chest and sending him back to the ground again. This must be a record for Rosie since never once has been thrown down so many damn times.
Grasping onto the dazed brute, Thor pulled every ounce of muscle out and lifted the Klenthurian juggernaut above his head. After a moment, Thor dropped to one knee, release Rosie and successfully slammed him onto his knee with a sickening crack.
Slowly he stood and walked over, grasping his hammer from the snow...
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Oct 30, 2012 23:28:55 GMT -5
The thick fur on Thor's back exploded into flames as missiles impacted heavily, creating fireballs that turned gold to ash gray. Steam and smoke dueled for dominance of the air.
"UNFAIR BATTLE TACTICS DETECTED BY COMBATANT THOR!" howled the Announcer as the ape went down, face cracking the ice and spine smouldering.
(Attacks, Aka- too many of them. Two separate knockdowns, the hammer-to-head maneuver, and the Bane drop. That's four.)
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Post by The Great MM on Nov 5, 2012 20:30:50 GMT -5
The angry God lifted his divine weapon and turned to face the fallen gladiator, hints of holy rage burning in his cruel eyes. Rosie snorted, breathing deeply as his own eyes watched the weapons of the UCA bring Thor to a crashing knee. He snarled, he didn’t need them. If it was up to him, this match would be to the death! It wouldn’t be the first majestic creature he put to rest. Standing tall and shaking snow and ice from his fur, the behemoth growled as Thor stood, patting out flames on his form. When he spotted Rosie, the God of Thunder launched the hammer like a pro-baseball player. The heavy weapon struck Rosie’s chest, once again forcing all air from his body. However, like before, Rosie held on as it magically returned to Thor’s hands. Instead of coming in with a clothesline again, Rosie’s right foot lifted with the most colossal big boot ever witnessed by man! The front of Thor’s face, from his forehead to upper lip, split in half while he fell back, his body smashing the ice harder than his own hammer did! Rosie stumbled forward, still carried by the inertia of the hammer. Stomping his foot to come to a stop, the great white spun on his heels and beat his chest. He approached again, snarling and rolling shoulders. As Thor stirred, Rosie lifted his titanic foot and placed it in the middle of his spine. Then, reaching down with both hands, he grabbed his foe’s ankles and his neck… And then began to pull with all his might, Thor’s spine trapped beneath his burly foot! Thor instantly cried aloud in utter agony as his spine was bent, neck twisted, and legs stretched. As if he was made of rubber, Thor’s body awkwardly bent and foam began spilling from his jaws. Rosie continued to press his foot down and pull Thor up, trying his best to break him in half! Snorting, Rosie’s eyes narrowed as weapons began to lift from the icy wasteland. “Rosie, let him go!” The voice warned as Rosie threatened to break his opponent in half. The walrus snorted, refusing… (OOC: Why not make our punishment fair?)
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