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Ignawg
Apr 1, 2013 2:49:35 GMT -5
Post by The Merry Lambfish on Apr 1, 2013 2:49:35 GMT -5
Name: Ignawg Height: 150 meters Weight: 200 000 tons
Description: Ignawg is a prehistoric monstrosity, resembling a blood red Spinosaurus with saber tooth tiger fangs, a blade tipped tail, and a mini-gun in place of his left arm. He had a long black mane like a more, which he has styled into a spiked mohawk. He has piercings on his nose, and wears leather pants.
Personality: Ignawg is always angry and likes violence, and has no real personality.
Attacks:
Guitar Solo: Ignawg will take out his giant guitar and play an epic heavy metal solo that destroyed the eardrums of nearby kaiju with its sheer volume and awesomeness.
Mini-Gun Arm: Ignawg can fire his mini-gun which he has for an arm.
Shoop da Whoop: Ignawg can fire his lazor. This attack can destroy anything in a few hits.
Falcon Punch: Ignawg can do a falcon punch. This can destroy entire galaxies. (One use per match)
Kick: Like this is sparta.
Arrow to the Knee: Ignawg can fire an arrow into an opponent's knee.
Reality Warping: Ignawg's craziness can warp reality, allowing him to do crazy, unpredictable things.
Pony Assault: Ignawg can call upon an army of ponies to assist him.
Leather Pants: Ignawg's leather pants hurt monsters eyes with their awesomeness.
Powers:
Strength: Ignawg has awesome strength. He can rip the heads off of over nine thousand kaiju.
Armor: Ignawg has unbreakable armor.
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Happy April Fools Day! : )
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Ignawg
Apr 1, 2013 6:04:03 GMT -5
Post by The Great MM on Apr 1, 2013 6:04:03 GMT -5
I smell championship material here!
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Ignawg
Apr 1, 2013 8:05:46 GMT -5
Post by kingcaesar09 on Apr 1, 2013 8:05:46 GMT -5
Don't you admins dare delete this thread.
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Ignawg
Apr 1, 2013 14:17:17 GMT -5
Post by Inferno Rodan on Apr 1, 2013 14:17:17 GMT -5
Goddammit KK. NORAD just called my house. They thought I'd launched a pair of ICBMs. I had to convince them that it was just my sides that got sent into the stratosphere from laughing so hard.
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Ignawg
Apr 1, 2013 14:24:40 GMT -5
Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Apr 1, 2013 14:24:40 GMT -5
Huh, I didn't realize Gwangi and Red Claw had a kid together.
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Ignawg
Apr 1, 2013 14:27:46 GMT -5
Post by Tenshi the Sunkern on Apr 1, 2013 14:27:46 GMT -5
Repent, ye sinners, for the end is nigh. The ultimate monster has come! RUN FOR IT! I'm dying of laughter here... Wait... Gwangi and Red Claw couldn't have had a child together... Yuuka killed them both...
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Ignawg
Apr 1, 2013 19:46:32 GMT -5
Post by Omegarex24 on Apr 1, 2013 19:46:32 GMT -5
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I completely forgot it was April Fools when I saw this earlier.
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Ignawg
Apr 1, 2013 20:59:18 GMT -5
Post by alienhulk2099 on Apr 1, 2013 20:59:18 GMT -5
I laughed way too hard at this. Similarly *mumbles something about not making a joke kaiju on April Fool's Day too*
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