Post by alienhulk2099 on Sept 25, 2013 11:01:31 GMT -5
Name: Aguaggjuguy
Height: Something
Weight: Something else
Element: Manly Metal
History: Aguaggjuguy waltzed into this universe one day because he was attracted to the celebration of caturday. He is also the ancient rival of Ignawg.
Attacks:
-Mother Fucking Guns: Aguaggjuguy has four mother fucking guns on his middle head and two mother fucking guns on his right head. Each bullet has Super AIDS and explodes. Michael Bay would be proud.
-Rusty Saw Discs: On his shoulders and wrists, very bad for cutting pizza. They also emit catnip.
-Piss Cannon: A flamethrower on the pelvis, the flames are almost as hot as Hell's Kitchen. Almost.
-Electric Whip Fingers: Electrical whips for fingers on the right hand. He's probably into that and it turns on things and people, hentai monsters included.
-DP Drills: On the knees and feet. GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER! Double the power, double the penetration! Also owned by BP.
-BIG Fucking Guns: Aguaggjuguy has six (that is right SIX) BIG Fucking Guns for his left hand. Can destroy planets without even aiming at them.
-Ugliness: Looking at Aguaggjuguy will cause you to explode because he's so ugly. He can increase this power by adding his momma.
-Walrus Throw: Aguaggjuguy can toss walruses that go SHOOPA DA WHOOP complete with layzar firing!
-Getting his OBARI ON: Because all that shading looks kick ass. The power amplifies 100 fold upon wearing flashy leather pants, it looks so FABULOUS!
-Snickers: He'll force you to eat one because you're not you when you're hungry.
Weaknesses: He can't pick his noses. He also can't do the YMCA.
Everyone seemed so down lately I figured I might as well try to cheer them up.
Height: Something
Weight: Something else
Element: Manly Metal
History: Aguaggjuguy waltzed into this universe one day because he was attracted to the celebration of caturday. He is also the ancient rival of Ignawg.
Attacks:
-Mother Fucking Guns: Aguaggjuguy has four mother fucking guns on his middle head and two mother fucking guns on his right head. Each bullet has Super AIDS and explodes. Michael Bay would be proud.
-Rusty Saw Discs: On his shoulders and wrists, very bad for cutting pizza. They also emit catnip.
-Piss Cannon: A flamethrower on the pelvis, the flames are almost as hot as Hell's Kitchen. Almost.
-Electric Whip Fingers: Electrical whips for fingers on the right hand. He's probably into that and it turns on things and people, hentai monsters included.
-DP Drills: On the knees and feet. GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER! Double the power, double the penetration! Also owned by BP.
-BIG Fucking Guns: Aguaggjuguy has six (that is right SIX) BIG Fucking Guns for his left hand. Can destroy planets without even aiming at them.
-Ugliness: Looking at Aguaggjuguy will cause you to explode because he's so ugly. He can increase this power by adding his momma.
-Walrus Throw: Aguaggjuguy can toss walruses that go SHOOPA DA WHOOP complete with layzar firing!
-Getting his OBARI ON: Because all that shading looks kick ass. The power amplifies 100 fold upon wearing flashy leather pants, it looks so FABULOUS!
-Snickers: He'll force you to eat one because you're not you when you're hungry.
Weaknesses: He can't pick his noses. He also can't do the YMCA.
Everyone seemed so down lately I figured I might as well try to cheer them up.
