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Post by Tenshi the Sunkern on May 6, 2014 18:48:45 GMT -5
The cafeteria was oddly silent as Asmodeus walked into it. There was no one else in this vacant section of the HUB, which was what Asmodeus preferred. The very embodiment was in deep thought, and not at all interested in the championships waging around her, or on the recent arrival of mew evil entities. No, she was focused on what had happened previously, on the demise of her long fiendish brother, Armageddon. The primordial entity had known of Armageddon since shortly after his inception... and to think that now, at long last, he was defeated... it was a little much for her to swallow. She was glad, yes... but at the same time, it felt like a part of her had died out.
Which brought her to another issue. What now? She had spent quite some time here at the UCA, longer than she spent on most worlds, and had seen and enjoyed what she had relished. The foods, the sights, the fights... they had all been alot of fun for her, but now... what else was there to do? She looked up, at the sky above her. Though she could see the edges of a large storm off in the distance, no doubt caused by a current fight, it was otherwise clear and bright as could be. She was like a bird, flying and drifting off wherever she wanted to go... And now, she felt as though the time had come for her to depart from the UCA, from Thresher, from Rosie, from NSG, from Fainis and Kori, and all the other monsters she had come across during her stay here...
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Post by The Great MM on May 6, 2014 19:36:25 GMT -5
A chuckle came from a distance away. As if reading her busy mind, a giggling voice called out. “Now don’t do that. Why would you want to leave all…” The voice trailed off as she lifted her head, blond hair blocking her brown eyes. Approaching from across the mess hall, a lone figure approached her table. Clad in a purple suit and yellow shirt, the man smiled heartily. His skin was pale and hair multi-colored and slicked back. His eyes, a pale blue in color, looked down and opened wide.
“Sweet Jesus…”
Asmodeus lifted her brow, not realizing what the man was looking at or referencing.
“… Look at them tits.”
She looked down, realizing that her breasts, fairly large in their own right, were pretty much planted on the table and cleavage showing above the cut off of her black dress.
“God damn, I could motorboat them things!”
Asmodeus’ eyes twitched as she stood up, placing both hands on the table. The material of the table began to sizzle and steam as her skin intensified in temperature and threatened to ignite it. Insulted, her blue eyes began to blaze with the fire of a thousand suns. Cosmic power began to gather behind her eyes and within her beautiful mouth, just waiting to be unleashed upon the vulgar newcomer.
“What do you say, Hugo!?”
Leaping up on Asmodeus’ table, a two-foot teddy bear lifted wide paws and began shaking his head between them.
The cosmic deity slapped the face of the sentient teddy bear, knocking the thing off of her table. Ignoring her attack on his creation / friend, the newcomer didn’t take his eyes off of her succulent boobs, even as she attempted to cover the large things with her forearm. “Tell me, sweet thing, are they real or fake?”
Asmodeus shouted, patience growing thin already. “Do you have any idea who I am!?”
The stranger tilted his head and shrugged. “Miss Universe? Playboy Playmate of the Multi-verse? My living wet dream? Check, check, and check.” By now, the teddy bear began to crawl up his body as if a demented monkey. It perched on his shoulder, arms wrapping and hugging his pale throat. “I am Milenko! And you… You are just… outstanding!”
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Post by Tenshi the Sunkern on May 6, 2014 19:52:58 GMT -5
Amodeus was shaking her head. Of all the things that could have come here... a freaking living teddy bear... and of course, someone was fooling around with reality. She turned to the side, snapping her fingers so that her cleavage returned to normal. Talk about annoying pests... "You sound just like Captain Toxic there, lacking in any form of subtlety. No one would want to speak to some clown and their living teddy bear."
She growled, before letting out a sigh. It wasn't the worst thing she had ever experienced, nor was it the most bizzare. It was just... irritating, but then, what else wasn't in this place? Also, the humanoid one was definitely not human. She could sense it, a demonic spirit lurking beneath the skin he was wearing. "Haven't seen your likes around here. I take it you are new to the place? And hopefully, you two have something else to say other than things that would get me mad at you, because I doubt you'd enjoy being vaporized."
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Post by The Great MM on May 6, 2014 20:14:48 GMT -5
The clown sighed, a few tricles of tears falling down his cheeks as he watched those big, bouncy boobs shrink down to a meager B-cup. Shaking his head, the stranger smiled widely. “My dear, I want nothing more than to see you remain here! At least for a little while. Do you not know of who I am?”
Asmodeus’ brow raised as if she should give a damn.
“Once again, bitch, I am Milenko! The Great Milenko – Legendary demon of fear!” Milenko crept forward, placing white gloved hands on the edges of the table as his pale yellow teeth twisted into triangular points. “Devourer of a thousand souls in a day!”
The female shrugged, “Okay. So?”
Milenko’s eye twitched as he collapsed face-first onto the table. “Okay, bad start.” He declared, lifting his head. “Maybe my glory days are behind me…” Asmodeus crossed her arms, still not amused. “But that doesn’t mean I’m completely incompetent…”
Spinning on a heel, the clown suddenly held a bouquet of black roses, dripping with fresh blood of newborns. He offered them to the cosmic beauty. “I am a demon of simple life. I enjoy the small things…” Taking a second and rolling his eyes before looking at her again… “Err, the big things too…”
“… Get to the point, clown.”
Milenko chuckled, “Fine fine fine. What I really want…” The bouquet of flowers magically pulled back into the sleeve of his suit. “Is to see you in this.” Extending his opposite arm, a raunchy, white bunny suit dropped, complete with big floppy ears and a modified ball gag for its mouth. “Think of it, we can make MILLIONS online. Humans eat this shit up for breakfast. Trust me, I’ve watched them do it. No pop tarts for them…” Milenko paused… “Pop tarts…”
Hugo, having climbed back onto the table, leapt around. His paws came up in a begging manor, the tiny tuff of her on his hind end wagging like an excited puppy’s.
Milenko looked back at the demonness, “Say, do you have pop tarts… Holy shit, look at them tits!” He snapped back to reality upon seeing her bosom again, even if shrunken. He looked back at the hanging bunny outfit on his arm, “Heeeey. You gonna’ wear this or what?”
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Post by Tenshi the Sunkern on May 6, 2014 20:24:05 GMT -5
Milenko recieved his answer in the form of a fireball that consumed the playboy bunny suit, reducing it to cinders. "Hey! I worked hard to make that for yo-" His words were cut off as the Embodiment of Sin twisted into her sinister draconic form, all six of her purple eyes glaring down at the puny clown, a single flap of the legendary wings blowing him and Hugo into a back wall.
"And pray tell, why should I bother with such lowlifes and nuisances? I am Asmodeus, the Embodiment of Sin, and the greatest and last of the Archangels, the greatest of the six aspects born from Satan himself. To dare present me with such a disgraceful thing, is paramount to death itself. Any last words, before I ensure that this arena is spared of your eternal stupidity and vulgarity?" She snarled, her eyes lighting up as fire billowed from the corners of her mouth. The very notion of her in such a thing... preposterous! She may have enjoyed having her own form of fun, but she had well established limits, and that was beyond what she would dare do.
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Post by The Great MM on May 6, 2014 20:37:29 GMT -5
In the face of the draconic form of the embodiment of sin, the clown began to laugh. “Now that’s what I’ve been looking for!” He hissed, a multi-colored, serpentine tongue flicking from his mouth. “I knew there was a behemoth inside you. I just didn’t think it’d be this easy.” He giggled.
The wall in which he was pinned against began to darken and a portal of swirling darkness swallowed up the clown. Asmodeus nearly stumbled as she fell onto all fours. Before she knew it, the demon sat between her eyes. “Not how I envisioned our first physical contact, but I’ll take it.”
Asmodeus reared up, swatting at the entity sitting on her face. Once again, a portal of emptiness swallowed up the clown and relocated him on the floor before her. She now towered over the clown demon, but he was prepared. Now holding a yellow and pink megaphone, Milenko began to communicate again. “I don’t get it. This is your true form – the sin incarnate dragon beast thing. And you take the form of a big titty bitch!?”
At his side, Hugo began to rub its paws across its chest as if bouncing invisible boobs. The clown looked down at the bear and shrugged, “And people think my jokes are bad.”
“I… I don’t get it.” Milenko spoke through the megaphone again. “What’s with this humanoid form. It’s hot and all, but what does it have to do with your sin incarnate? The only sin that’s happening from it is all the teenagers fapping as they watch this stuff…” He lowered the megaphone and looked down at Hugo again, “Not to mention the security camera in her shower!”
Hugo’s hand moved down to his groin and began to make obscene movements.
He chuckled at his little buddy before lifting the megaphone once more. “I mean, what sin are you accomplishing in this big boobed, giantess body? … RELEASE THE KRAKEN… Err… THE DRAGON!”
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Post by Tenshi the Sunkern on May 6, 2014 20:52:40 GMT -5
Asmodeus's eyes narrowed as she hissed in annoyance. She let out a deafening roar, one that blasted the microphone out of Milenko's hands and blew him onto his rear. "Are you really that curious to know, maggot? And what of yourself? The same can be said for a clown who walks around with a teddy bear! I do as I wish, I take on whatever form I so desire, and no being holds the authority to tell me what or what not to do."
She reared upon her hind legs, and took a step forward, the very tremors caused by it shaking the recovering Milenko back down. "I take the form i wish as a way of enjoying the sights and tastes of the human worlds I traverse. I have no gender, fool. I am genderless, as with all Archangels. Sure, the form I take may seem bizzare, but there is a fine line between an odd appearance, and one that is a disgrace and blasphemy to all things demonic, and that is where you lie. You are no demon, you are no devil, but a mere lowly imp, a sad excuse of a demonic entity. This is where our paths diverge for the first and only time."
With that, the wings of the great nightmare spread, and Asmodeus leapt into the air, before spiraling back down. Purple hellfire billowed from her maw, heading right for Milenko... until it twisted into a dark rift, which the great dragon flew through, the rift closing behind her.
Asmodeus, the Embodiment of Sin, had left the UCA.
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Post by The Great MM on May 6, 2014 21:02:20 GMT -5
Milenko crawled to a stand and shook his head, brushed off his ass, and chuckled at some of her words. “”Fine tastes.” She says. There’s only one thing she’s tasting in that big boobed form.”
Hugo looked up at him, button eyes wide.
“No, Hugo, not pop tarts.” The teddy bear sighed and lowered its head in despair. “But fear not, my friend. I sense there be much here. Including pop tarts. Entire hallways lined with pop tarts!”
A radiant glow seemed to come from the bear as it lifted its head in glory, imagining the picture that Milenko began painting with his words.
“Every flavor imaginable, plastered to walls and ceiling. Peanut butter… strawberry, blueberry! Cherry! Even graham cracker honey!”
Hugo’s mouth opened wide into a circular shape, releasing a high pitch “Ooooooooh.”
“And, Hugo, it will be glorious when we reach these pop tart halls. There will be stories told and legends made about us. Virgins will line up to us daily! And we, the greatest demons in all demon-dom, will bestow them… POP TARTS!”
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