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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Dec 28, 2011 15:10:14 GMT -5
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Dec 29, 2011 17:15:17 GMT -5
Ref this, I will. Hmm, yes. Post intros, you must.
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Post by Kiryu2012 on Dec 29, 2011 17:44:30 GMT -5
"EEEYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
Heavy Weapons Ape flew out the teleportation light, smacking right into a building. Heavy stood right up as he looked around.
"Where is spy?"
Heavy looked down a street, took a single step... and tumbled down the street. Heavy rolled to his feet as he saw a building before he smacked it down.
"More rubble, less trouble!"
Heavy procedded to uproot a building before using it to beat down the other buildings, before eventually NOM NOM NOMing the building, absolutly forgetting about the other pillar of light, his mind preoccupied with Fluttershy...
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Dec 29, 2011 18:35:28 GMT -5
(Heheh, Fluttershy... nice.)
Lunging from the second column of light, Quetzar took to the air with a piercing wail. Wings pumping in a steady rhythm, the solar serpent soared, happy to stretch his wings again. It had been a while since his last battle, an while his quarters had plenty of air space, nothing was quite like the open sky. Diving, the winged giant swooped down and coiled his emerald green length around a towering building, ragged membranes furling at his sides. Fiery crimson eyes scanning the city, Quetzar quickly found his opponent.
A great green ape dressed in human clothes and muttering about a pony in an odd accent while leveling all the structures around him.
Quetzar blinked. Hard, several times. He had faced some strange things here already- a foul-mouthed shark cyborg, a mohawked walrus with a serious attitude, an enormous energy vampire, a depressed buzzard that could see the future... but this? This was... unexpected, to say the least. Giving his slender head a brief shake, the Sun Warrior grumbled to himself. No matter how odd, this was still a fight. No time to be distracted.
Punching out his wings and slipping his serpentine body from the skyscraper, Quetzar took flight and approached the bizarre creature, internal furnace warming up.
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Post by Inferno Rodan on Dec 31, 2011 10:42:00 GMT -5
FIGHT!
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Post by Kiryu2012 on Dec 31, 2011 12:11:07 GMT -5
"That was delicious! Not big suprise!"
Heavy never noticed Quetzar flying in from behind until the serpent shot a stream of fire, engulfing Heavy. For a moment, Heavy just stood there as the flames burned away at him.
"I do believe I'm on fire. AAUUUGHHH!!!"
Heavy suddenly flung himself face-first into a building, causing the structure to collapse on him, Quetzar looking on in obvious confusion.
"Here lies Heavy. He was a mumbling abomination, and died a fat man."
Quetzar blinked. Who said that?
Suddenly Heavy stood right back up. He then slowly turned on his feet, while not moving at all, and faced Quetzar. Anyone else would've been intimadated by something like that.
All Heavy saw,in his mind, was Molestia shaking her flank to very fitting music.
"Discord!"
Quetzar looked at him in confusion. Heavy, a split-second later, was right next to Quetzar.
"PootissandvichhereIamgoingtokillyouFluttershyisbestponybwahahaha!!!"
"...What?"
Heavy suddenly skull-bashed Quetzar hard, sending the serpent into a building. As Quetzar bounced off of it, Heavy was upon him in a second, kicking him three times back onto the building before finally, as Quetzar flew over him, spinning around a punching him hard, sending him smacking into the streets. Heavy charged right at Quetzar and, before he could recover from the combo, grabbed Quetzar by his throat, punched him in da face, before tossing him into a building. As the building collapsed on Quetzar, Heavy charged straight at him and swung his fist at him...
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Dec 31, 2011 15:42:06 GMT -5
Like an emerald whip, Quetzar's plumed tail lashed up and wrapped around Heavy's wrist. Nearly falling on his face from the sudden stop, the great green ape clawed at the coil, dirty nails glancing harmlessly off the tough scales coating it. As the clothed primate tugged and pulled at his tail, Quetzar yanked him forward, another coiling looping up to meet the stumbling ape. With a wet crack, Heavy was hammered in the face by the thick coil, blood flowing from his nose in crimson streams. The odd beast hopped back with a pained whoop. Keeping his grip on the thing's arm, the Sun Warrior beat the air with his wings, lifting up into the sky. Fire flashing behind his eyes, Quetzar prepared to bathe the ape in fire.
Agony exploded through the winged serpent in the form of crackling electricity.
Bolts of lightning jumping from Heavy's hand into the feathered serpent, Quetzar released the ape and fell back with a shriek, body going into spasms. Hollering more of his insane gibberish, Heavy pounced forward, sparks flying from his fingertips. Fighting off the paralysis that had briefly seized his body, Quetzar whipped his jaws open and spat a quick burst of flames. Bringing his wings together, the sun dragon clapped Heavy's head between his ragged membranes, funneling the fireball straight into the ape's face. Head set aflame, the clothed giant staggered off, screaming for someone named 'Nurse Redheart' to help him. Curling himself up, blood dribbling from his sore jaws, Quetzar stared dumbly at the flaming ape. This thing was insane. Who was 'Discord'? What in Xiuh's name was a 'Fluttershy'? The Sun Warrior's eyes narrowed. Screams of pain made more sense then anything else this crazed ape uttered. Perhaps a beating would knock some sense into the lunatic.
With a sweep of his wings, Quetzar charged the ape!
Heavy, who had just managed to pat out his burning scalp, was taken off guard as a scaly coil looped around his neck. Yanked off his feet with a gurgled gag, the odd titan was smashed into a building, Quetzar releasing him and shooting upwards just before the impact. The structure collapsed under his girth like a child's toy, shrapnel cutting deep into the ape and rubble crumbling down atop him, practically burying the primate. Swooping down, Quetzar dove towards the downed ape, hot flames trailing from his maw...
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Post by Kiryu2012 on Dec 31, 2011 15:58:37 GMT -5
Heavy looked up only to get a facefull of fire, causing him to holler out and jump away. Quetzar watched on in confusion as Heavy jumped away to a building, bounced off it, and began bouncing around the buildings like a kaiju-sized pinball. Suddenly, Heavy slammed full-force into Quetzar, sending the two plummeting out of the air.
They both slammed into the ground hard, causing the nearby buildings to shake. Heavy stood up before Quetzar did, raising his left hand and shooting off a stream off electricity, zapping Quetzar hard and causing him to howl in agony. When Heavy stopped, the ape then charged at the smoking Quetzar, picked him up by his head and started punching him in the face repeatedly before he brought quetzar's face to eye level with Heavy.
"So Discord, where is cotton candy clouds that shoot chocolate milk? What happen to your draconequus look? Why use fire when you always use chaos?"
Heavy then wrapped his fingers around Quetzar's throat and began to squeeze, wanting to see if he could teleport out of this one...
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Jan 1, 2012 16:59:25 GMT -5
Quetzar gasped for air, his throat nearly clamped shut by Heavy's powerful fingers. Locking a fierce gaze on the ape, the solar serpent narrowed his eyes. The winged defender's lengthy body came up, looping and wrapping around Heavy. The great green ape tried to shake off the scaly coils, but they hugged firmly to his body. Even as blood leaked from the corner of his mouth and his face began to go a bit blue beneath his emerald scales, Quetzar gave a tiny smirk. Time to show this buffoon who had the real big squeeze.
Body contracting like a gunshot, Quetzar constricted with all his might!
Heavy Weapons Ape wheezed as all the air was forced from his lungs, his barrel chest and broad shoulders crushed inwards. The clothed giant gagged and choked, struggling to breathe. Growling through clenched teeth, Heavy tried to get Quetzar to release him by increasing his own grip, earning a wet gurgle from the serpent. The Sun Warrior responded by nearly doubling his own efforts, making the ape's eyes bulge hideously under the immense pressure pressing in on his body. A low moan escaped the oversized primate. Realizing he was beat in the game of asphyxiation, Heavy let his fingers fall limply from around Quetzar's throat. Sucking in air greedily, the reptilian guardian pushed his slender snout into Heavy's face. His eyes lingered on the ape for a moment.
Then the sun-powered champion released the clothed titan.
The gasping primate slumped to the ground weakly, frantic breath hoarse and ragged. Backing off with a few claps of his wings, Quetzar gave Heavy a chance to regain his breath. The lunatic needing a good pummeling, but very few beast outright deserved to die. Pawing at his sore chest weakly, Heavy Weapons Ape glanced up, eying Quetzar with a dirty look.
"Discord," he slurred, earning a snort of annoyance from the serpent. That still wasn't his name. "That was... not very nice... not nice at all."
With a bestial bellow, the ape pounced up and lunged at the Sun Warrior, arm swinging back for one of his miniguns.
"IT WAS NAUGHTY!"
Reacting with the speed of a striking serpent, Quetzar snapped both his wings back, shooting forward and lower his skull. With a whistling shriek, the flying serpent smashed his head into Heavy's chest. The ape, still weakened by lack of oxygen, stumbled back with a grunt. Rearing up, Quetzar brought his wings together in front of the staggered primate, ragged membranes sending out a blast of air. The surge knocked Heavy clean of his feet, the ape thrown back with a hoop. He landed hard on his back, the street cratering under his girth. Wings pumping furiously, Quetzar dove down and caught his own tail within his jaws. In a living hoop, the serpent spun forward, spines cutting through the air like the teeth of a saw as he approached the downed Heavy Weapons Ape...
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Post by Kiryu2012 on Jan 1, 2012 17:16:11 GMT -5
Quetzar slammed into Heavy, slicing into his flesh with ease. Heavy bellowed in fury, before he grabbed hold of Quetzar's body.
Heavy smirked. Time to show Discord who was the tough guy!
Heavy, having got ahold of Quetzar's neck, lifted Quetzar into the air before he cracked him like a whip, slamming him into the streets. Heavy repeated this with the surround buildings, whipping Quetzar against them again and again. Finally, Heavy released Quetzar, who slumped to the ground.
"Discord, I am disappoint. You were Spirit of Chaos. What's the matter with you? Why are you so weak?"
Heavy the reached behind his back. Quetzar attempted to get up, but Heavy swung his minigun around to face Quetzar.
"So, now I will make sure Discord NEVERS causes chaos again."
Heavy suddenly sprayed out bullets from his minigun, striking Quetzar hard as the solar serpent flailed wildly, the bullets easily tearing into his fleash. Quetzar fell down as Heavy finally ceased firing when his minigun had 175 bullets remaining.
"You are not so good as you think."
Heavy put away his minigun, before he dug his toes into the ground. Quetzar attempted to fly up, but Heavy's arms crackled with electricity before he clapped his hands, sending a wave of electricity at Quetzar, sending the electrified serpent crashing through a row of buildings. Heavy smiled at this as he did another clap...
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Jan 1, 2012 21:05:27 GMT -5
Coils snapping like a spring, Quetzar launched into the sky, fling rubble all about, wings flaring to hold him aloft. The pulse of electricity from Heavy's hand passed harmlessly beneath him. Fiery gaze fixed on the green ape, Quetzar curled his lips slightly, a soft hiss escaping him. Weak? He would show this delusional psychopath the true might of the Sun Warrior! Swooping down towards the rubble of the building he had crashed through, the flying serpent gave a great pump of his wings, sending a powerful gush of wind sweeping across the ground. Easy picking the debris and shrapnel littering the street, the blast of wind launched a wall of rubble at Heavy Weapons Ape. The clothed giant crossed his beefy arms in front of him defensively.
Then the barrage of debris hit the primate.
Chunk of concrete hammered the ape, splitting flesh and quickly raising swollen bumps. Twisted metal cut deep into Heavy, crimson rivers flowing over his dark green coat. Glass sheared the titan, entire clumps of his fur falling away and cloth shredded to ribbons. The ape started shouting more nonsense, but a fragment of asphalt torn up from the street shattered against his throat and silenced him. Then it was over, little more than a few second passing, and the ape was still standing. Grinning madly, Heavy uncrossed his arms and opened his mouth to gloat.
Quetzar stopped any possible boasting with a quick plume of fire as he sped by.
Heavy Weapons Ape howled as his fur and clothes were set alight, searing his flesh with angry red marks. Ignoring the pain and whipping out a minigun, the ape opened fire. It was only a quick spray, Heavy wanting to conserve the ammunition on his precious Sashas, but it hit its mark. With shocking accuracy considering how far away the serpent by this point and how fast he moved, the bullets tore into Quetzar's back and wings. With a shriek, the champion dropped from the air, blood leaking from several crimson holes punched in his scales. Whooping joyously, Heavy swung the minigun back across his back and charged after the fallen guardian, hands crackling. Sensing the ape's approach, Quetzar bunched up his coils and pushed himself to the side, narrowly avoiding an electric beam from Heavy. As the primate closed in, readying another blast, the Sun Warrior cracked his tail, lopping it around the ape's foot and yanking. Jerked right off his feet, Heavy fell flat on his back, skull cracking against the street. As a pool of poll gathered beneath the groaning gorilla's head, Quetzar punched out a wing. The ragged membrane was swung past a great building that rose above the pair, its fierce wind making the windows explode into jagged shards. The rain of broken glass plunged down at Heavy...
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Post by Kiryu2012 on Jan 1, 2012 21:55:51 GMT -5
Heavy raised his right arm, the shards embedding into the flesh. Heavy stood up as he grinned at Quetzar.
"You are starting to use chaos again, Discord. I am happy."
Before the confused Quetzar could say anything, Heavy jumped over him and turned around to face him. Before Quetzar could react, Heavy jumped on top of the serpent and grabbed a huge handful of feathers in both hands. Quickly realizing what he planned to do, Quetzar started flailing madly, but this did not stop the inevitable.
Heavy started tearing off feathers.
Quetzar screamed in agony as Heavy tore off chunks of feathers from the serpent's head and neck, refusing to stop despite Quetzar's struggles.
Finally, Heavy stood up as he watched his handiwork with satisfaction. nearly all of Quetzar's feathers had been removed, leaving a slightly bleeding scaled scalp in their place. Heavy jumped back as Quetzar tried to breath fire upon him.
"Now you look more like Discord!"
Heavy then shot a stream of electricity from his hands, striking Quetzar hard as the serpent flailed wildly. Heavy kept up the charge as Quetzar's emerald scales started becoming charred black. Heavy slowly stopped the electricity as Quetzar was left smoking with scales as black as the night. In a fit of rage, Quetzar flew right at Heavy.
A mistake.
Heavy pulled back his fist and channeled electricity into it. Just as Quetzar was about to bite down on Heavy's head, the ape punched Quetzar hard between the eyes, causing the serpent's body to scrunch up before he flew backwards and slammed into a building causing it to collapse on him.
Heavy then noticed a nearby building. "Ah, Sandvich!" Uprooting the building, Heavy started NOM NOM NOMing, forgetting about Quetzar...
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Jan 2, 2012 0:02:58 GMT -5
As Heavy chomped away at the skyscraper, chalky rubble falling from his slobbering mouth as he chewed, the corpse of a building behind him exploded. Fire filled the sky as Quetzar rose up, his whole body aflame, fire leaping from his mouth and nostrils with every breath. The usually cool guardian was livid, fury materializing in the blaze that now surrounded him in a searing aura. Scratching his bottom, Heavy turned around to face the serpent, swallowing the last of some concrete with an audible gulp. Before he could do anything, Quetzar was upon him. Circling the ape a few times like a burning comet, the solar being looped a coil around the clothed titan, just below the arms. Although Heavy flailed in distress, he was soon lifted up and off his feet, clothes and fur set on fire by the defender's flaming length. Wings working like pistons, Quetzar soared up, speed hindered, but not crippled, by the ape's weight. By now, his clothes and pelt were mere ashes, and Heavy's vulnerable flesh was being burnt directly by the Sun Warrior's red-hot scales. Hollering in pain, the ape loosed all the juice he could, lighting up with cracking thunderbolts. Now thousands of feet above the city, Quetzar howled as the electricity fried him mercilessly. Head lunging down, the winged serpent bit into Heavy's neck, fangs goring and splattering the champion's snout in hot blood. As the electrocution continued, Quetzar realized that there was only one way to free himself from the brutal zapping. The sun-powered giant tore his jaws loose from the ape, taking a good piece of bleeding meat from the odd titan in the process, and...
... let go.
The Sun Warrior simply let his coil slip from around Heavy. When he felt the serpent's grip loosening, the ape pawed desperate at the scaly body, but it was useless. With a hoarse scream, the primate plunged. He spun wildly, swinging and clawing at the air, blubbering more insanity as he tumbled down. And all the while, he could only watch the ground grow closer and closer, until it reared up to greet him.
BOOM!
A plume of dust rose up into the sky, a mushroom cloud that reared and reached for the heavens. The enormous impact shook the entire cityscape, every structure within a mile shuddering and those damaged by the battle giving in and collapsing. With no remorse for the accursed ape, Quetzar tucked in his wings and plummeted, already vomiting flames as he dove into the dust cloud...
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Post by Kiryu2012 on Jan 2, 2012 0:16:04 GMT -5
Heavy, however, was not as helpless as Quetzar thought.
As Quetzar flew towards the dust cloud, he suddenly saw a shadow appear above him. Looking up, Quetzar's eyes went wide with terror.
Heavy had jumped above him.
Heavy slammed down upon Quetzar, wrapping his arms around the serpent as he channeled electricity into him. Screaming in agony, Quetzar breathed his flames upon Heavy once more, but this time, Heavy ignored it.
"I am going to kill you, and kill you, and KILL you!"
The two fell into a building, causing it to explode outwards, Heavy already wailing Quetzar in the face with electric charged fists. Quetzar attempted to regain focus, but Heavy's fists came down upon him again and again, each strike rattling Quetzar's brain.
Heavy stood up as he looked down at Quetzar, the serpent's tongue lolling out as his eyes rolled around. Heavy leaned over and whispered into Quetzar's ear.
"This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you."
Heavy placed his hand atop Quetzar's head and released more electricity, Quetzar spazzing around as his eyes bulged out and he made numerous gurgling and, strangly enough, giggling noises. Heavy smirked as he placed his foot against Quetzar's throat and began to press down...
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Post by Fainis the Sadistic Pansexual on Jan 2, 2012 21:06:16 GMT -5
As the reject Grape Ape squeezed Quetzar's throat under his heavy foot, the winged champion spat a wad of liquid fire, the pressure on his jugular helping to launch it. Either by great fortune or precise aim, the organic napalm splattered across the bare band under Heavy's arms, where Quetzar's flames had burned away his fur and clothes. Flesh immediately set aflame by the gooey substance, the green ape sprang back with a wail, slapping at the fire licking up his chest. Unfortunately for the odd primate, all this did was spread the flames to his palms and fur. In his blind flailing, Heavy managed to catch Quetzar as he rose up from the ground, hand cracking against the serpent's jaw with bone-jarring force. The flying guardian's head whipped back with a spiral of blood.
Barring his fangs, the Sun Warrior wheeled back around and loosed a blast of golden fire!
The bright flames, hotter than anything else on Earth and most other worlds, washed over Heavy Weapons Ape. Screaming in agony, the gorilla reached his arms out, trying to block the fire, the golden blaze flooding over his side and shoulders. When Quetzar's indignant angered faded, he cut off the flames with a quick snap of his jaws. As the inferno died down and the smoke cleared, an enormous patch of charred flesh stretched across Heavy's chest, the blackened skin flaking and totally bare of any hair. Clothes falling to smoking ribbons, the blubbering ape crumpled, wrapping his arms around himself like a scared child.
"Luna," the primate moaned. "Why you send me to sun?"
Quetzar suddenly felt a stab of pity for the creature, who was suffering because he lost check of his emotions. Wings beating softly, the feathered serpent hovered closer, eyes wide and concerned. The warm crimson orbs snapped into blazing slits when the ape suddenly made a grab for his minigun, blubbering becoming a savage growl. With a guttural bellow of rage, Heavy leapt up! But Quetzar was faster. Moving in an emerald blur, the Sun Warrior lunged forward, serpentine length wrapping around Heavy's midsection several times. Soaring up with frantic wing-beats, the scaled giant smashed the ape through a building, the towering structure collapsing upon the titan. Dragging the howling ape through the rubble, blood smearing the pavement messily, Quetzar banked and aimed for another building, this time loosing his coils as he prepared ton release and hurl the ape...
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