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Post by dracostarcloud on Feb 12, 2012 20:32:05 GMT -5
Delta's thrusters fired as it rolled across the ground, bringing its uncontrolled momentum to a halt. The mech quickly raised itself off the ground and fired a missile barrage.
"Is that a pony rubbing against us?" the commander asked.
"Affirmative sir," the sensor officer confirmed. "It appears to be causing elevated heat levels in the napalm storage tanks."
"All the better that we ejected all their contents," the commander noted.
Delta casually flicked the grey pony away as its crew quickly assessed their situation. Damage was moderate at worst, nothing preventing them from continuing combat. Delta fired its Hyper Lasers quickly as it charged forward, abandoning the support role. In a burst of thruster-assisted speed, Delta charged forward to attack Gwangi while it was distracted.
"Reroute power to primary weapon," the commander quickly ordered. "Fire the Mega Maser!"
Delta briefly glowed as power flowed from all over its body into its chest, providing the energy for a powerful blast that washed over the Gwangi's body. In the aftermath, Delta spun around, quickly whipping its tail towards Gwangi's face.
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Post by GI Jho on Feb 15, 2012 0:30:58 GMT -5
The tail made contact with nothing, much to Delta's surprise, as Gwangi lept out of the smoke and delivered a flying kick to his chest, knocking him flat on his back. The gargantuan beast let out a menacing laugh, before he turned towards Kori Kahn. Unfortunately, the frost dragon was already on him. The Arctic Destroyer's spiekd tail swatted Gwangi's feet out from under him, startling the evil creature, before he fell flat on his back.
As Gwangi attempted to get up, his draconic opponent sank his icy fangs into his stomach, blood dripping from the woudns before being frozen immediately due to Kori's chillnig breath. Kori Kahn stomped down on Gwangi's chest, mouth agape and ears flared, the dragon preparing to slit his foe's neck.
Big mistake.
Gwangi fired his atomic breath point blank, the fiert blast sending Kori Kahn reeling with a scream of pain. The frost dragon snorted, shaking his head from the blow, as Gwangi skipped merrily towards him and launched a kick right at his face. The frost dragon hopped back to avoid the blow, hissing low at his foe. Gwangi simply laughed.
"DO I SMELL SOILED BABY DIAPERS?"
Unamused by the statement, Kori Kahn spat a beam of icy breath at the saurian...
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Post by Kiryu2012 on Feb 15, 2012 9:58:33 GMT -5
The ice beam hit, but Gwangi simply laughed it off, before he extended his arm out, grabbed Kori, and pulled him up to his face. Delta came in from behind, but Gwangi teil-whipped him away.
Gwangi then smashed Kori face-first into the ground, swinging Kori's legs up.
Gwangi then jumped up and hit a Mario block, causing a fire-flower to fall on him, granting him fire powers. Gwangi then shot a fireball, striking Kori in the gonads.
Gwangi then shot fireballs at Delta...
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Post by dracostarcloud on Feb 15, 2012 15:10:48 GMT -5
The fireballs splashed over Delta's chest, blackening bits of armor where the ablative coating had burned off. The mech staggered back, spraying plasma beams as its regained its balance.
"Armor holding at 74%, sir!"
With the report out of the way, the commander pushed down on the throttle and Delta charged forward, firing missiles with each thundering footstep. Within the cockpit, the gunner shouted a reported.
"We've fired all of our missiles, sir!"
"Damn, prepare to eject the empty launchers!"
Delta leaned up and grabbed one of its depleted weapons as the other fell to the ground, shedding a few tons of dead weight. Once Gwangi was close enough, the mech swung the launcher like a folding chair before discarding it. Delta raised its arms and fired, sending twin quartets of ruby lasers at the Gwangi.
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Post by Blerhwave on Feb 16, 2012 21:19:06 GMT -5
just so everyone can make a note, we'll go 6 rounds; everyone gets 6 posts each.
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Post by GI Jho on Feb 16, 2012 21:25:33 GMT -5
The lasers truck gwangi, but did little to faze him as he whirled around and tried to hit Delta with his tail. The mech simply stepped back, however, as the saurian turned to the other creature. The saurian hopped at Kori Kahn, who, at the moment was unprepared for the sudden assault. As such, he took a flying kick to the face, the force of the blow sending him flying backwards before he slammed back first into a rock. The frost dragon groaned with pain as his body tensed up. Gwangi let out a haunting cackle.
"POW! Ha ha! You are de- er, wounded- not big surprise!"
Kori Kahn soon dislodged himself as best he could from the rock, shaking his body to regain his senses. Gwangi hopped at him again, but Kori was ready. The frost dragon hopped back with a beat of his wings, avoiding the strike, before he lunged forward, raking his icy claws against Gwangi's hide. Blood dripped from the wound, but Gwangi seemed unbothered and simply snorted. Gwangi's moment of boasting got him a tail swipe from under his feet, flooring him, before Kori took to the skies with a beat of his wings.
The two locked eyes with each other, time seemingly slowing down for the two to glare intently into each other's souls. Gwangi simply saw another proud being to break, but Kori Kahn saw something more. He saw a megalomaniac, along with some psychotic traits and a disturbing lust for violence. What he saw disgusted him. The frost dragon bellowed, before he sent a beam of icy breath at the downed Gwangi...
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Post by Kiryu2012 on Feb 17, 2012 14:15:46 GMT -5
Gwangi spread his arms out as the beam hit him.
"Tis but a scratch."
Gwangi then jumped up and Superman-punched kori in the chest, sending him flipping through the air. Delta charged at him, but Gwangi threw Demoman at him, the Scottish drunk beating away at Delta with his bottle of Scrumpy.
Kori tried to get up, but Gwangi sat on his back as he grabbed Kori's head.
"Dear old Kori, you simply stand no chance against me. Surrender now and I'll let you live, though I've been slightly... naughty."
Gwangi then pulled out an apple, before he started beating away at the dragon's face with the apple.
Tossing away what was left of the apple, Gwangi then rolled Kori onto his back as he put on steel-spiked boxing gloves before he started punching him in the groin...
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Post by dracostarcloud on Feb 17, 2012 23:24:33 GMT -5
A moment later, parts of the Demoman slammed into Gwangi's back, distracting the unusual creature as Delta rushed forward to slam its fist into the enemy's jaw. Delta leaned down to deliver another punch as Gwangi slipped on a pair of G.R.U., the two monsters soon wailing on each other at Kori Khan rose to its own feet.
"Where does this thing keep getting these crazy weapons?" the commander thought as Delta narrowly avoided a blow to the head.
The mech backed up as quickly as it could and fired its plasma beams again.
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Post by GI Jho on Feb 18, 2012 23:52:28 GMT -5
But Gwangi manged to avoid the deadly beams by hopping astoundingly high into the air. Gwangi began his descent, attempting to goomba-stomp Delta. But he was unprepared for what happened next. He was suddenly sideswiped in midair by an aerial Kori Kahn, slammed aside and began a downwards spiral towards the ground, before he suddenly felt (albeit dimly) Kori Kahn's icy talons sink into his tail. Gwangi's eyes narrowed with anger as he attempted to glare at his assailant.
"You! Yes, you! YOU ARE DEAD!!!"
Kori Kahn ignored Gwangi's threat, instead beginning to fly lower to the ground. The saurian's head began to get dragged across the sand, kicking up a cloud around his face and blinding him temporariyl as sand got in his eyes. Before Gwangi could make a snappy remark at the dragon, his head slammed into a rather large rock, causing his head to vibrate in a way akin to a saturday moring cartoon character's head would vibrate if hit by somethnig hard.
Before Gwangi could even talk again, Kori Kahn swooped upwards into the sky, before he let go, sending Gwangi into a free fall. As Kori Kahn began to dive down towards the recovering Gwangi, the saurian's eyes fired crimson lasers, hitting the dragon in the face. Kori bellowed in pain as he slid across the ground, kicking up a wall of sand. Gwangi stomped towards Kori Kahn, attempting to look s intimidatign as possible, though it just came off as a bit forced. Suddenly, the saurian was blasted with more frost breath, covering his chest with frost and thick chunks of ice, but he simply snorted with laughter.
"Hahahaha! That tickles! You are funny, funny man!"
Kori Kahn audibly sighs before he spits a trio of ice spheres at his foe...
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Post by Kiryu2012 on Feb 19, 2012 0:09:03 GMT -5
Gwangi was laughing so hard, he actually ate the ice spheres without noticing.
"My turn!"
Gwangi then bitchslapped Kori hard, sending the dragon flying through the air until he landed...
...Right on a pirate ship?
Confused, Kori stood up, seeing Delta suddenly teleport next to him by Gwangi. They were, indeed, standing on a kaiju-sized pirate ship. Before they could fathom what happened, Gwangi suddenly appeared before them, wearing pirate clothing.
"Do what you want cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!"
Suddenly, a whole group of Demomen appeared alongside him as they all sang:
"Yar-har-fiddly-dee! Being a pirate is alright to me! Do what you want cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!"
Then Kori got pissed before he shot an ice beam, striking Gwangi in the chest and covering it with ice. Gwangi just looked down at the ice before he looked back up at the two.
"Kiryu2012 plans to retire me, and replace me with some 'monster' that he refuses to tell me, so let's make this epic!"
Gwangi and the Demomen all pulled out cannons and opened fire upon Kori and Delta, sending them spazzing across the pirate ship. Then Gwangi lunged forward and falcon-PAWNCHED Kori Khan, sending the frost dragon skipping across the water like a pebble.
Gwangi then turned on Delta as he lunged at him with a falcon-kick aimed for the groin...
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Post by Blerhwave on Feb 19, 2012 0:16:19 GMT -5
A loudspeaker pops up and announces, "The victors are Kori Kahn and Delta; I repeat, the victors are Kori Kahn and Delta."
danzilla, draco... you win by default/DQ. kiryu2012 has just been banned
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Post by GI Jho on Feb 19, 2012 0:19:20 GMT -5
*sigh* there goes my friend...
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Post by Blerhwave on Feb 19, 2012 0:23:17 GMT -5
:/ after the dupe account, IR banned 'im
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Post by dracostarcloud on Feb 19, 2012 22:14:48 GMT -5
After the way this match was going and all of his stupid, no-air/no-pain monsters, I'm not torn up.
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