Kori Kahn & Delta X Gwangi

[Blerhwave]

Delta (my fav monster of yours so far btw Draco, really impressive in terms of design and stats/weapons ^.^) & Kori Kahn, The Arctic Destroyer


facing,


Gwangi



I, Mr. Referee, shall be your referee! (heh, Medabots reference)


Monsters, show me those intros!

[Kiryu2012]

Gwangi fell face-first into the ground as he did this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtdVkWPFHWk

Before he spazzed everywhere, his face exploding repeatedly.

"HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH SEE? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gwangi was having a crazy overload.

He was spazzing everywhere, even in my own home, before he started eating the islands, before he shat missiles which exploded into Demomen before they then started beating up Justin Beiber, then Gwangi started mounting Derpy Hooves, absolutly never noticing any SANE monster's presence...

[dracostarcloud]

"Power levels nominal."

"Heat sinks at 95%, remaining systems fully green."

"Ammunition is fully-loaded."

"Preparing to send teleportation signal."

If the crew of the anti-monster war machine Delta had any reservation about their current assignment, none of them showed it. After reestablishing contact with their homeworld, they had unexpectedly been assigned to remain on planet Ujiak to keep an eye on the hijacked mecha, participating in its arena matches to keep their skills sharp for when they would be rotated back home to fight in real battles with a new Delta unit while another, less-experienced crew honed their skills here.

The crew commander observed the preparations from his station and nodded his approval. He'd slowly grown to like the arrangement despite the kidnapping situation. The UCA was paying for repairs to Delta and accommodations and transport back to Earth...well, their version of it, based on conversations with other "Earthers" he'd had.

"The control tower is sending a revision to the battle conditions, sir," the communication officer reported. "We've been assigned a partner for this match, a creature called Kori Khan."

The commander quickly brought up the file on Kori Khan, deciding it wasn't too unlike the Snowrochi from their home. He'd heard other robot crews talk about fighting alongside friendly monsters or - in one strange battle - a horror-terror with a grudge against a space monster, but he'd never had such an encounter. Even a veteran could learn a thing or two, he supposed.

"Teleportation activating in three...two...one..."

Delta's gleaming form disappeared in a burst of light, reappearing many miles away at the chosen battleground. Kori Khan had not yet arrived, but their opponent had and was...doing something. The commander was careful not to let its erratic behavior lower his guard.
Non-canon:
Big Macintosh took a moment to take a swig on cider as Applejack and Apple Bloom finished activating the mech's battle systems. The mighty machine neighed with mechanical rage as Granny Smith took a snooze.

[GI Jho]

A ray of light tore through the sky, and struck the earth. A large, rocky looking structure appeared, white as snow and glistening like ice. But this was no simple ice structure; no, this was Kori Kahn, Lord of the North. The land grew cold where he had landed, ice radiating out from the frost dragon's body. Twin frosty pinions spread wide, as the mighty dragon's visage poked forth from behind his wings.

The venerable creature glanced about the other creatures gathered within this beautiful arena. Before him stood the mighty form of Gwangi, the deranged beast dancing about and spouting cheesy, in addition to ridiculous, one-liners, which often referred to things he'd never heard of. Fluttershy? Pootis? Heavy? Big Macintosh? What in the holy name of his ancestors were all those things?

Then, the frosty overlord locked his gaze upon the mech. Motionless it stood, majestic let menacing as well. Kori Kahn snarled and bared his teeth at the mech, who did little more than offer an apathetic glance towards the frost dragon. A lack of aggression? For once, a FRIENDLY monster? It appeared they were to be allied against that insane beast over there. Grunting, Kori Kahn turned his attention back towards the insane beastie. Insanity was a scourge upon life. it was to be terminated as soon as physically possible.

The Arctic Destroyer let out a thundering roar, signaling he was ready for combat...

[Blerhwave]

There we go. Alright, have at it guys!

[Kiryu2012]

After firing his load into Derpy Hooves' plot, Gwangi pulled himself out before he pivoted around to face the two monsters sent to fight him.

"Hey, hey, HEY!!! It's time to get dis party started!!!"

Suddenly, several Demomen appeared right next to Gwangi, all going "SEE?" before they fired a wave of sticky bombs, engulfing Kori Khan and Delta, Kori managing to say one thing:

"Crap."

KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Both Khan and Delta were sent flying into the air, before they spazzed uncontrollably before they somehow landed on their feet, unharmed. Kori bellowed angrily at Gwangi.

"If you think you can treat us like that, you're dead wrong! Don't you realiza who we are?"

"No,no,no wait, don't tell me! Shere Khan and Demopan?"

Gwangi suddenly reached forward, grabbed the two by their heads, before he spun them around in a cartoon-style tornadoe, before Delta had Demopan's familiar clothing, and Kori Khan had tiger stripes. Bellowing in fury, the dragon fired several ice shards, scraping across and exploding against Gwangi's thick scales, leaving holes and cuts that didn't even bleed. Gwangi then got an evil idea, before he started his next attack, by putting a parade hat on Kori's head, causing Demopan/Delta to uncontrollably turn to face Kori. And it's no thanks to Gwangi temporarily controlling Delta's mind.(Magic. *Snort snort*)

"SPY!!! Tout Czech OH FOr TEU Ray FEYND!"

"Oh, no."

In a flash, Delta uncontrollably started beating away on Kori's head with the pan, burying the dragon's head into the earth. For his final attack, Gwangi pulled out a sticky launcher and fired a stream of broccoli, smashing into the duo and sending them spazzing through the air, their bodies pelted with suprisingly powerful broccili.

Gwangi then tossed a trio of 15 meter Super Mechagodzillas alongside 5 Xenomorphs at them...

[dracostarcloud]

Delta's thrusters roared to life, sending the mech jumping out of the path of the small dopplegangers the enemy had somehow produced. Precision bursts from the Hyper Lasers burned them out of the sky as the crew evaluated the damage done.

"Some of the coating burned off and the stabilizer's been knocked out of alignment," the damage control officer reported. "Can you hold us still so I can recalibrate?"

Delta planted its feet into the ground and opened fire with its back-mounted launchers at the strange, spastic beast. The crew quickly confirmed their ally's position before continuing their attack, firing plasma beams before Gwangi could recover.

"Keep our distance from both monsters," the commander ordered. "We'll support the frost monster's attack from a distance for now."

Delta raised its forearms and fired its hyper lasers, sending sets of single beams and powerful quad-bursts at the Gwangi as another set of missiles launched into the air.

Edit: Added in fourth attack as per Referee orders.

[Blerhwave]

Draco, I count only 3 attacks from you. The back launchers, then plasma beams, then the hyper lasers firing towards Gwangi unconfirmed (your last attack). Seems like you might've thought the Hyper Lasers burning the miniature things counted as an attack, but it doesn't since it's damaging the minions, not Gwangi. if i'm correct, then would you like to edit and add one more attack to make 4 total (3 decided, 1 undecided)?

and kiryu2012...what is making Delta attack his teammate? Is it some sort of magic/manipulation, some control over Delta from the hat? Cus that's the only way you can do that (control an enemy), by using some sort of magic or force to manipulate it but you can't just put a hat on the teammate and say it's ugly or Delta doesn't like it so he beats up Kori. please elaborate.

[Kiryu2012]

Fixed with an explanation. Gwangi just likes shitting around with monster's minds.

"Damn straight, dog!!"

[dracostarcloud]

OOC: I was counting "sets of single beams" and "powerful quad-bursts" as two separate attacks, but I'll edit the post.

[GI Jho]

The attacks pelted Gwangi's hide, but seemed to do little to faze the insane titan. The saurian let out a haunting chuckle as he locked his eyes onto the honorable Kori Kahn. With a snarl, Kori Kahn beat his wings and took to the air, flying overhead, appearing as a white blur as he soared overhead. Gwangi chuckled and pulled out a bizarre weapon, before firing meatballs that caught on fire that hurtled towards the icy brute. Kori Kahn spat his ice breath at the fiery orbs, the sheer cold from his breath slowing the projectiles down, freezing them solid, before they plummeted to the earth and shattered. Gwangi snorted.

"NOW IT IS MAN VS TINY BABY MAN!"

As Gwangi prepared to blast Kori Kahn with his laser eyes, a wall of frost blasted down towards his nemesis, blistering cold pelting against the hapless saurian's flesh and covering it with a layer of frost. But as the coldy aura disappeared, Gwangi laughed evilly and fired his laser eyes, striknig Kori Kahn in the chest. With a bloodcurdling cry, the icy king spiralled towards the ground and slammed into it, creatign a plume of dust and a rut of dirt in the process.

The saurian skipped merrily towards Kori Kahn, and was about to stomp on top of the hapless creature, when his visage sudenly gets slammed by the Arctic Destroyer's deadly spiked tail. A splash of blood paints the air red for a few moments, as Gwangi turns, a sadistic smile on his face, even with a slight cut on his cheek bone. Kori Kahn whirled around, his own face adorned with his trademark sneer, before he thrust his horn up towards Gwangi's neck, aiming to bleed him out....

[Kiryu2012]

But Gwangi just bitchslapped Kori Khan.

The dragon was sent tumbling across the ground, growling with suprise at the strength in that blow. Gwangi then slithered over to Kori, who pelted him with ice, but the stupid serpent never noticed it.

"HEY!"

Sorry, the amazing dinosaur.

"That's better."

Gwangi then picked up Louis from Left 4 Dead, before he started beating away at Kori Khan with him, the two screaming and flailing their limbs around.

Then, a series of missiles struck Gwangi's back.

Gwangi twisted his head around, seeing Delta standing there. With a grin, Gwangi flew at him, before he spun around, and bucked Delta hard in the face, sending the robot flipping through the air nonstop.

With this moment, Gwangi then mounted Princess Luna as he slid his shaft within her plot...

[dracostarcloud]

The crew of Delta braced for the impact at Gwangi's feet smashed into the mech's snout, causing the artificial face to crumple. Delta lashed out with a hasty right hook to buy time as they assessed the damage.

"Starboard napalm dispensers disabled, port dispensers distorted, and the tanks are leaking!" the damage control officer reported.

The commander pulled back on steering yoke, backing Delta away from the strange creature as it began to banter with the icy demon. Twin lances of red light shot out at the Gwangi's feet as the mech sought to keep its balance.

"Empty the tanks!" he ordered. "How about the plasma guns?"

"They've been jarred out of alignment, but I'm adjusting the scope to compensate." The damage control officer worked with well-trained haste as the commander opened fire again.

Licks of flame shot out of the less-damaged tubes and into the air as Delta stumbled back. Its feet spread apart as its tail slammed into the ground, firmly holding Delta up as the napalm tanks emptied.

"Adjustments complete. Fire when ready."

Pairs of plasma beams were cast from Delta's eyes, spraying off-kilter in Gwangi's direction.

[GI Jho]

Gwangi hopped right out of the way of the attack, chucklnig sadistically before he tail whipped Delta, sending the mech flying onto its back. The evil saurian bellowed with insanity and rushed Kori Kahn now, ready to goomba stomp him Mario-style. But Kori Kahn was prepared for his deranged enemy. As the beast came upon him, a blast of frosty energy erupted from Kori Kahn, sendign Gwangi backwards before he lanaded flat on his ass.

"DO NOT WANT."

The gargantuan allosaurus lunged towards Kori, but the dragon slammed his tail head on into the creature, knocking him ocne again to the floor. As the monster attempted to get up, kori Kahn hopped on top of his foe akin to a cat tackling its prey. He roared angrily in his opponent's face, before he slashed Gwangi violently multiple times, blood spraying in every viable direction and painting the saurian's upper torso red. The ice dragon hopped off and, with a single flap on his wings, took to the skies.

Gwangi hopped up towards Kori, but missed his tail as he flew higher up into the sky.

"Humph. Fine, coward- I will find you!"

But As Gwangi prepared a blast of his attack breath, Kori Kahn divebombed down towards him, the majestic sky dragon appearing as a white blur as he prepared for impact, horn poitned outwards to impale his opponent and spill his blood before him....

[Kiryu2012]

"Oh, no you don't!"

Gwangi then fired his Atomic Ray, striking Kori as he was sent flying high into the sky. Delta managed to hit Gwangi with a flying kick, but Gwangi barely flinched, even as the metal foot smashed into his skull. Gwangi then grabbed Delta's leg.

"Go play with Derpy."

Gwangi then flung Delta away, the machine bouncing across the ground before it rolled to a stop. Almost immediatly, Derpy Hooves got on top of Delta, nuzzling the robot, who, thanks to Gwangi's influence, was blushing intensly as Derpy spread his legs apart...

Gwangi flew after Kori, who tried hitting him with an ice beam, but the crazed dino flew outta the way before he grabbed Kori.

"Let's see you like this."

Gwangi then piledrove Kori head-first into the ground, throwing up a cloud of dust. Gwangi then let Pinkie Pie nuzzle Kori's rear whil Gwangi got to work mounting Twilight Sparkle...